Engagement texts for sms messages
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the incomeRetirement texts for sms messages
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer granIf you have a lot of tension and you get a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from childrenLove makes everything lovelyAre you free for the rest of your lifeIf I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over againRomantic texts for sms messages
There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires effortless sleep. Whereas, aim requires sleepless effortsAliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool| |
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