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Cool funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms quotes about comic for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №441 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №442 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Patientlease don't give me the injection. I'm afraid of it's pain. Doctor: Don't worry! I'll inject you first that kills the pain!

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №443 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
People make the world go around bt at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №444 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №445 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I am there for you. Don't forget.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №446 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №447 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Professor: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №448 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am coke you are sprite I am sawan you are badal I am normal you are pagal I am water you are tanki I am tarzan you are monkey.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №449 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Q. Wat do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. Widow.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №450 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Q: Do U know the similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? A: Both doesn't exists.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №451 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №452 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Q: How do you make a swiss roll? A: Roll it down a hill.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №453 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №454 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №455 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything'.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №456 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №457 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An fucking know it all.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №458 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №459 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 1 March 2021
Jewish calendar: 10 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day of Civil Defense (International)
• International Children's Day of Broadcasting (International)
• Statehood Day (Ohio, USA)
• Statehood Day (Nebraska, USA)
• Criminologist Day (Russia)
• Roman New Year (Ancient Roman)
• National Grandmother's Day (France)
• Day for Peace (Japan)
• Republic Day (Neuchatel, Switzerland)
• Baba Marta Day - Martenitsa (Bulgaria)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A lost love is never lost unless what's lost is the love for your lover

Love texts for sms messages

Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it

Advice texts for sms messages

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself - But don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you

Inspirational texts for sms messages

Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies

Wisdom texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

'Destiny determines who comes into our lives but it's the heart that decides who stays inside. Happy hearts day'

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The cross was to pieces of dead wood and a helpless unresisting man was nailed to it yet it was mightier dan the world and triumphed & will

Good friday greetings for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes

Funny jokes for sms messages