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Cool funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms quotes about comic for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №441 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №442 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Patientlease don't give me the injection. I'm afraid of it's pain. Doctor: Don't worry! I'll inject you first that kills the pain!

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №443 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
People make the world go around bt at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №444 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №445 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I am there for you. Don't forget.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №446 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №447 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Professor: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №448 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am coke you are sprite I am sawan you are badal I am normal you are pagal I am water you are tanki I am tarzan you are monkey.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №449 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Q. Wat do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. Widow.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №450 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Q: Do U know the similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? A: Both doesn't exists.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №451 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №452 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Q: How do you make a swiss roll? A: Roll it down a hill.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №453 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №454 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №455 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything'.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №456 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №457 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An fucking know it all.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №458 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №459 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 3 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Republic Day (Pakistan)
• Day of the Sea (Bolivia)
• Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Hungary)
• Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Poland)
• Appraiser Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Quarters and Operational Support Workers of the Armed Forces Day (Ukraine)
• Legal Knowledge Day (Russia)
• Otago Province Day (Otago, New Zealand)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands

Flirt texts for sms messages

Missing someone is a part of loving them if you are never apart then you will never know how strong your love really is

Miss you texts for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Engagement texts for sms messages

You drive me crazy... Crazy is all right. - Dave matthews

Love texts for sms messages

What do U give a train driver 4 christmas? Platform shoes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Talk 2 me when I'm bored, kiss me when I'm sad, hug me when I cry, care 4 me when I die, love me when I'm still alive

Love texts for sms messages

Christmas ornament you gave us was lovely! It has pride of place on our tree. Thank you so much for such a thoughtful and beautiful gift

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from U never fails to make me smile the whole day through

Love texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you're one of the nicest people I have ever met

Boss day texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages