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Cool funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms quotes about comic for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №441 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №442 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Patientlease don't give me the injection. I'm afraid of it's pain. Doctor: Don't worry! I'll inject you first that kills the pain!

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №443 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
People make the world go around bt at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №444 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №445 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I am there for you. Don't forget.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №446 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №447 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Professor: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №448 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am coke you are sprite I am sawan you are badal I am normal you are pagal I am water you are tanki I am tarzan you are monkey.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №449 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Q. Wat do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. Widow.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №450 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Q: Do U know the similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? A: Both doesn't exists.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №451 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №452 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Q: How do you make a swiss roll? A: Roll it down a hill.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №453 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №454 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №455 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything'.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №456 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №457 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An fucking know it all.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №458 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №459 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 4 December 2021
Jewish calendar: 22 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 21 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 23 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Navy Day (India)
• Entry of the Most Holy Theotokos into the Temple (Eastern Orthodox Church)
• Navy Day (Italy)
• Miners Day (Poland)
• Thai Environment Day (Thailand)
• Farmer's Day (Ghana)
• King Tupou I Day (Tonga)
• Arbor Day (South Carolina, USA)
• Informatics Day (Russia)
• Barborka - Saint Barbara Day (Poland)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Forward to you friends and get funny replies!.. Imagine I am in jail what you thinks that what crime I had done reply must

Funny jokes for sms messages

We were two and had but one heart

Romantic texts for sms messages

The road to a friend's house is never long

Friendship texts for sms messages

I would have picked on someone of my age but they are all dead now

Retirement texts for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet

Naughty texts for sms messages

You are just like a bounty... A piece of paradise on earth

Flirt texts for sms messages

Value of relation is not, that how much one feels happy with someone. But it is the lonliness, that one feels without someone

Miss you texts for sms messages

Doctor after operation & students after exams both tell the same answer we tried our best can't say anything right now

Exam texts for sms messages

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin kitman

Marriage greetings for sms messages