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Cool funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms quotes about comic for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №441 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №442 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Patientlease don't give me the injection. I'm afraid of it's pain. Doctor: Don't worry! I'll inject you first that kills the pain!

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №443 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
People make the world go around bt at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №444 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №445 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I am there for you. Don't forget.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №446 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №447 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Professor: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №448 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am coke you are sprite I am sawan you are badal I am normal you are pagal I am water you are tanki I am tarzan you are monkey.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №449 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Q. Wat do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. Widow.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №450 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Q: Do U know the similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? A: Both doesn't exists.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №451 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №452 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Q: How do you make a swiss roll? A: Roll it down a hill.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №453 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №454 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №455 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything'.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №456 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №457 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An fucking know it all.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №458 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №459 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 7 February 2025
Jewish calendar: 18 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 17 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 19 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Black HIV and AIDS Awareness Day (USA)
• Day of the Northern Territories (Japan)
• National Pisco Sour Day (Peru)
• Teachers Day (Mongolia)
• Independence Day (Grenada)
• Ballet Day (USA)
• School Reunion Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Math 'e' Day (USA)
• Send a Card to a Friend Day (USA)
• Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Wishing you a day, soft as silk. White as milk. Sweet as honey and full of money. May all your dreams come true. Advance happy birth day

Wishes texts for sms messages

You have got it in you what it takes to flight that high! The world is for you

Greetings texts for sms messages

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know what... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Friend nahi to life waste, salt nahi to food waste, story nahi to cinema waste, mera sms nahi to tera cell waste!.. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom

Thank texts for sms messages

There cannot be a crisis today - My schedule is already full

Funny jokes for sms messages

I know I've hurt U I didn't mean 2. I am soooooooooo sorry plz 4give me

Sorry texts for sms messages

Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing

Funny jokes for sms messages

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms

Rude texts for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages