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Cool funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms quotes about comic for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №441 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №442 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Patientlease don't give me the injection. I'm afraid of it's pain. Doctor: Don't worry! I'll inject you first that kills the pain!

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №443 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
People make the world go around bt at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №444 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №445 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I am there for you. Don't forget.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №446 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №447 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Professor: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №448 - Sms l e n g t h: 183 l e t.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am coke you are sprite I am sawan you are badal I am normal you are pagal I am water you are tanki I am tarzan you are monkey.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №449 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Q. Wat do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. Widow.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №450 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Q: Do U know the similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? A: Both doesn't exists.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №451 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №452 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Q: How do you make a swiss roll? A: Roll it down a hill.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №453 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №454 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №455 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything'.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №456 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №457 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An fucking know it all.

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №458 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Funny sms texts for status - Sms message text №459 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Internal Affairs Workers Who Died on Duty Day (Ukraine)
• Flag Day (Russia)
• Komi Republic Day (Komi, Russia)
• National Eat a Peach Day (USA)
• National Be An Angel Day (USA)
• National Tooth Fairy Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Thanks to thanksgiving day for giving us an opportunity to thank those who really mean something to us

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day

Funny jokes for sms messages

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery bt my heart won't run out of space for you

Sweet texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke

Funny jokes for sms messages

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love

Sad texts for sms messages

A guy searching, these keywords on google: 'How to tackle a wife... ' Google search result: 'Good morning, sir, even we are searching'

Funny jokes for sms messages

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul

Romantic texts for sms messages

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Every man passes his life in the search after friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages