Friendship texts for sms messages
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband look at him he kisses her all the time, can't you do that? Husband: I tried but she slapped meA husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'Marriage greetings for sms messages
We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain foundEach christmas finds me longing for christmases now past & I am back in childhood as long as memories lastChristmas greetings for sms messages
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cuntI could never love where I could not respectHold 10 roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, u'll see 11 roses & among them, the most beautiful rose in the world is U my dear friendFriendship texts for sms messages
Its just U who is making a difference in so many ppls life! Happy womens dayRemember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find this is always good and true so dont go changing old for new |
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