The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience
Rude texts for sms messages
Love is like war, easy to start, difficult to finish
Love texts for sms messages
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question
Funny jokes for sms messages
Good resolutions r simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account
Christmas greetings for sms messages
There is strength in the union of very sorry men
Sorry texts for sms messages
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while... But friendship is for ever
Love texts for sms messages
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran
Funny jokes for sms messages
A special smile on a special face, a special someone that no one can replace. I luv U & always will, you have filled a space no one could fill
Cute texts for sms messages
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin kitman
Marriage greetings for sms messages
