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naughty texts for sms messages

Perfect text about disobedience for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest naughty texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: 'Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully'!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! Lesson: When there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! Moral of story? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
A couple had a fight one night. When they were going to bed, husband taunted: 'Good night mother of 3 kids'. Wife replied: 'Good night father of none'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, 'Dentist caught filling wrong cavity'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. 'There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth', she said.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - Waiting for autumn.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
A man was lost alone on an island. One day he decide to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl comes and man used the wood for making bed. Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
A new born baby asked the nurse do you have message package? Nurse: Ya! I have message package? Baby: Send message to god thet I reached safely ask him to send my girl friend soon.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
A notice in a factory for girl workers. 'If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work... If it is short, protect yourself from men at work'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
A secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
A short thing it gets longer when U hold it n pass between women breasts n enters into a hole what is it? 1 min 2 think! Car seat belt U dirty mind.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
A very old lady teacher of english ask this question in tha class: When I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 222 l e t.
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, when her friends asked her what happened? She replied: When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, 'I thought it was money'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Always start ur day with a lot of... S e x s - Smile e - Energy x - Xcitement so make s e x a the daily habit, and you'll always be sucsexful! In life.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
As he slowly stroke my breast wit his hand I lift his face off my neck and tell him to do it again so he start to kiss and suck on one of my chest I told him to move over to the otha breast.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Be regular as clock. Be fresh as rose. Be soft as flower. Be strong as rock. & & & be nice as me... I know its difficult but try it.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 January 2020
Jewish calendar: 9 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Gibraltar)
• Statehood Day (Kansas, USA)
• Teachers Day (Spain)
• Public Prosecutors Day (Moldova)
• Martyrs Memorial Day (Nepal)
• Birth of Imam Hasan Askari (Shia Islam)
• Northland Day (Northland, New Zealand)
• Auckland Province Day (Auckland, New Zealand)
• Battle of Kruty Remembrance Day (Ukraine)
• Freethinkers Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job

Naughty texts for sms messages

He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt

Funny jokes for sms messages

When we're together, we have such fun - Valentine, you're second to none

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Don't search luv, let luv find U. It's called falling in luv, coz U don't force urself to fall, U just fall and there will be someone to catch U

Love texts for sms messages

May the glow of christmas, the spirit of christmas & the magic of christmas fill your heart all year long

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings

Friendship texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you are one of the nicest people I have ever met

Thank texts for sms messages

You are proof that god has a sense of humor

Insult texts for sms messages

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. - John vance cheney

Broken heart texts for sms messages