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Perfect text about disobedience for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest naughty texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: 'Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully'!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! Lesson: When there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! Moral of story? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
A couple had a fight one night. When they were going to bed, husband taunted: 'Good night mother of 3 kids'. Wife replied: 'Good night father of none'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, 'Dentist caught filling wrong cavity'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. 'There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth', she said.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - Waiting for autumn.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
A man was lost alone on an island. One day he decide to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl comes and man used the wood for making bed. Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
A new born baby asked the nurse do you have message package? Nurse: Ya! I have message package? Baby: Send message to god thet I reached safely ask him to send my girl friend soon.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
A notice in a factory for girl workers. 'If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work... If it is short, protect yourself from men at work'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
A secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
A short thing it gets longer when U hold it n pass between women breasts n enters into a hole what is it? 1 min 2 think! Car seat belt U dirty mind.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
A very old lady teacher of english ask this question in tha class: When I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 222 l e t.
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, when her friends asked her what happened? She replied: When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, 'I thought it was money'.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Always start ur day with a lot of... S e x s - Smile e - Energy x - Xcitement so make s e x a the daily habit, and you'll always be sucsexful! In life.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
As he slowly stroke my breast wit his hand I lift his face off my neck and tell him to do it again so he start to kiss and suck on one of my chest I told him to move over to the otha breast.

Cool naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Be regular as clock. Be fresh as rose. Be soft as flower. Be strong as rock. & & & be nice as me... I know its difficult but try it.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 11 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day After the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• National Sleepy Head Day (Finland)
• Victory Day - Fatherland Liberation War Day (Northern Korea)
• Remembrance Day - Day for Martyrs and Wounded Soldiers (Vietnam)
• Martyrs and Invalids Day (Vietnam)
• Battle of Hunayn Day (Islam)
• Ghaibat-e-Kubra-e-Imam-e-Zaman - Start of the Greater Occultation Day (Shia Islam)
• Iglesia Ni Cristo Day (Philippines)
• Jose Celso Barbosa Day (Puerto Rico)
• Shiite Rebellion Day (Iraq)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry 'Cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas

Love texts for sms messages

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams

Cute texts for sms messages

I sit atop your christmas tree all clad in pink, a real fairy the reason I appear so glum the sprig of spruce stuck up my bum

Naughty texts for sms messages

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to

Funny jokes for sms messages

Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that suddenly I might find you standing at my side... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Let's forget sadness and enjoy the moments of happiness just because it's christmas happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... Since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages

We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children

Teachers day greetings for sms messages