April fool jokes for sms messages
If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheartCome here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toiletNaughty texts for sms messages
Love: Two minds without a single thoughtThe happiest of wishes for a halloween, that will be happy in every way for someone like youHalloween texts for sms messages
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spendWe have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called loveEngagement texts for sms messages
It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of funMost people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never really livedThe new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows| |
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