Good morning texts for sms messages
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deservesLove built on beauty, soon as beauty, diesA wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowerMarriage greetings for sms messages
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by nightNaughty texts for sms messages
You are old & have a small penisGreat are those who give and help others but greater are those who say thanks in return. Happy thanksgiving day to allThe more hot arguments you win the more good friends you loseI remember him not as the one who broke my heart. But I remember him as the one who teach me how to live with a broken heart| |
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