Friendship texts for sms messages
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank youWhat is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight aboutA man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife didYou are proof that god has a sense of humorThe old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthdayBirthday greetings for sms messages
My love is ever in your serviceOnly the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from meYou've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's dayIt takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it| |
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