Friendship texts for sms messages
Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-lawYou can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall... Is in love with meNever drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awakeYou're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does mattersBreak up texts for sms messages
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lieRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderfulI know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinkingThanks to thanksgiving day for giving us an opportunity to thank those who really mean something to usThe stolen kisses are always the sweetest| |
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