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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the incomeThere you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicismFlirting is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their cv. Despite having years of experiences and number of referencesYour words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check itThe love we give away is the only love we keepDon't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p| |
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