April fool jokes for sms messages
Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirsRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!.. KissA dyslexic man walks into a braSo I guess that I am the loser cause you have found someone new but I am still here, still all alone just crying over youBroken heart texts for sms messages
The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my faceQuestion for lovers who is very close to you?.. The one who gave you tears or the one who wipe your tears. Reply with a reason... WaitingTake a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoorWishing you the gladness of christmas, which is hope, the spirit of christmas, which is peace, the essence of christmas, which is loveMost people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never really lived| |
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