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Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find super funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №301 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №302 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Imagine I am in jail what you think that what crime I had done' reply must.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №303 - Sms l e n g t h: 258 l e t.
In a divorce court a woman told the judge: 'Your honor, I want to divorce my husband. 'But why? ' Asked the judge. She replied, 'Because he is not faithful to me. ' The judge asked, 'How do you know? ' She replied, 'My lord, not a single child resembles him.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №304 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair?

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №305 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
In case of fire read this message... I said in case of fire you fucking idiot!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №306 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
In the corridor of a government office was a sign board reading 'Don't make any noise. ' Someone added the following words 'Otherwise, we might wake up'.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №307 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
In the hall of examination. Supervisor: Why you wrote the formula on ur hand. Student: Because my professor advice me that the formulas must be on ur finger tips.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №308 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
In this world everybody makes mistakes, but only girlfriend and wife have the god-gifted talent of finding them, remembering them, & reminding them.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №309 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress n the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams gd nite.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №310 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №311 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Insert coin to view my status message.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №312 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №313 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №314 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №315 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №316 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №317 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №318 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №319 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 8 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Business Day (Russia)
• National Day of Healing (Australia)
• National Sorry Day (Australia)
• Independence Day (Georgia)
• Mother's Day (Poland)
• Lawyers Day (Tajikistan)
• Independence Day (Guyana)
• Birth of Qasim ibn Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Sardarapat Victory Day (Armenia)
• Grandmother Day (Udmurtia, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

Funny jokes for sms messages

Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

A friend is one who sees your first drop of tear, catches the second, stops the third & turns the fourth into a smile! My friend always keep smiling

Friendship texts for sms messages

Your soul is like the vastest sea and mine a darting fish I lose myself within your love I live within your heart

Love texts for sms messages

A merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Don't forget to love yourself

Love texts for sms messages

Successful people always have two things on their lips, silence and smile'silence' to avoid problems and 'Smile' to solve problems

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Hey ma love good morning its doesn't ask qestions but is da way 2 know da condition of one U love! Luv U

Good luck texts for sms messages