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Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find super funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №301 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №302 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Imagine I am in jail what you think that what crime I had done' reply must.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №303 - Sms l e n g t h: 258 l e t.
In a divorce court a woman told the judge: 'Your honor, I want to divorce my husband. 'But why? ' Asked the judge. She replied, 'Because he is not faithful to me. ' The judge asked, 'How do you know? ' She replied, 'My lord, not a single child resembles him.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №304 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair?

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №305 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
In case of fire read this message... I said in case of fire you fucking idiot!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №306 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
In the corridor of a government office was a sign board reading 'Don't make any noise. ' Someone added the following words 'Otherwise, we might wake up'.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №307 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
In the hall of examination. Supervisor: Why you wrote the formula on ur hand. Student: Because my professor advice me that the formulas must be on ur finger tips.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №308 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
In this world everybody makes mistakes, but only girlfriend and wife have the god-gifted talent of finding them, remembering them, & reminding them.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №309 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress n the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams gd nite.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №310 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №311 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Insert coin to view my status message.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №312 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №313 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №314 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №315 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №316 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №317 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №318 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №319 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 June 2017
Jewish calendar: 8 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of the Seafarer (International)
• Day of Slavic Unity and Friendship (International)
• Statehood Day (Virginia, USA)
• Customs Service Day (Ukraine)
• Arbor Day (Philippines)
• Statehood Day (Slovenia)
• Statehood Day (Croatia)
• Fatherland Liberation War Day - Start of Korean War (Northern Korea)
• Teachers Day (Guatemala)
• Independence Day (Mozambique)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

There are three things in life that are very valuable friends, family and self confidence so first of all love that three things

Love texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you're one of the nicest people I have ever met

Boss day texts for sms messages

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful

Insult texts for sms messages

My valentine wish is that our love becomes stronger and stronger from valentine to valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret

Funny jokes for sms messages

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words

Romantic texts for sms messages

A friend that really cares! All my secrets I can share! There when I need a hand! There to understand

Friendship texts for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Love texts for sms messages

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. Diane ackerman

Love texts for sms messages