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Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find super funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №301 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №302 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Imagine I am in jail what you think that what crime I had done' reply must.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №303 - Sms l e n g t h: 258 l e t.
In a divorce court a woman told the judge: 'Your honor, I want to divorce my husband. 'But why? ' Asked the judge. She replied, 'Because he is not faithful to me. ' The judge asked, 'How do you know? ' She replied, 'My lord, not a single child resembles him.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №304 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair?

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №305 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
In case of fire read this message... I said in case of fire you fucking idiot!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №306 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
In the corridor of a government office was a sign board reading 'Don't make any noise. ' Someone added the following words 'Otherwise, we might wake up'.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №307 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
In the hall of examination. Supervisor: Why you wrote the formula on ur hand. Student: Because my professor advice me that the formulas must be on ur finger tips.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №308 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
In this world everybody makes mistakes, but only girlfriend and wife have the god-gifted talent of finding them, remembering them, & reminding them.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №309 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress n the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams gd nite.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №310 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №311 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Insert coin to view my status message.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №312 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №313 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №314 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №315 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №316 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №317 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks.

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №318 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

Funny texts for facebook status - Sms message text №319 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 1 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 14 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 14 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 16 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Statehood Day (Kentucky, USA)
• Memorial Day (Labrador, Canada)
• Memorial Day (Newfoundland, Canada)
• Doctors Day (India)
• Investigators Day (Ukraine)
• Architectures Day (Ukraine)
• Emancipation Day (Netherlands Antilles, Netherlands)
• Foundation Day of the Communist Party (China)
• National Scout Day (Thailand)
• Special Administrative Region Establishment Day (Hong Kong)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now

April fool jokes for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes

Sweet texts for sms messages

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

Funny jokes for sms messages

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

I can't imagine a life without you. Thank you dad for being the best dad of the world. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

The love we give away is the only love we keep

Love texts for sms messages

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head

Insult texts for sms messages