Ramadan greetings for sms messages
Love is a haunting melody that I have never mastered and I fear I never will. - By william S. Burroughs You've got to be before you can do and do before you can haveHey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested hiv positive. Report reads person has high percentage of honey in veins. No wonderAliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april foolThis is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank youWe miss someone only for two reasons: The person is in your heart or either you wanted to be in that person's heatMy wishes are silent but true, every where they will follow you, luck is yours, wishes are mine, I wish your present & future will always shine| |
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