Naughty texts for sms messages
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my gardenThere are no stupid questions, just stupid peopleTo one of the most handsome fathers that there could be. I love you and always will. Happy father's dayFathers day greetings for sms messages
Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april foolApril fool jokes for sms messages
You are old & have a small penisWhere were you before you came camping in my heart? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flamesWith my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4. 5 million red cells 60 trillion d n a's... All wishing you a very very happy holiHoli greetings for sms messages
Never try alone to take the weight of a tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes. Always remember a friend is here to shareDa sounds of christmas, fill da air as we celebrate his birth wishing joy, 2 all mankind & peace 2 all on earth. (Merry christmas)| |
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