Motivational texts for sms messages
Why the trolleys were invented?.. To learn women to walk on their hind legsRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
There is strength in the union of very sorry menArguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoyingA girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warningApril fool jokes for sms messages
When I was a kid. I wanted to grow up soon. Now that I grown up, I realize that wounded emotions and broken heartsBroken heart texts for sms messages
Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observationsBefore borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. - American proverbFriendship texts for sms messages
When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran| |
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