Marriage greetings for sms messages
One boy to another, what did you do on mother's day? 2nd boy, I tried to help few girls to become a motherNaughty texts for sms messages
Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrellaRomantic texts for sms messages
One who smokes has a smoky heart - One who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must stop eating sweets as U r already a sweetehartIf you want to gain knowledge, add something everyday to your mind. Bt if you want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from your mindWe're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverbApril fool jokes for sms messages
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feetChristmas greetings for sms messages
Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observationsA true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace elseThere is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex| |
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