You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose
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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old
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This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly
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Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you
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Lights on, door open, nobody at home
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In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair
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I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day
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He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag
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Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'
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