US Virgin Islands phone codes
US Virgin Islands cities and mobile phone codes + Dialling rules

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it

Funny jokes for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck

Funny jokes for sms messages

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Funny jokes for sms messages

When god gives us 'No' for an answer. Keep in mind that there is a much greater 'Yes' his no is not a rejection. But a redirection

Good luck texts for sms messages

Don't let little things get you down. You have got many big reasons to look up to god and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day

Good night texts for sms messages

Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safe

Greetings texts for sms messages

On independence day here's one wish I make for us our dreams of being together forever in a new and better tomorrow come true for us

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages