If U erase this msg it means U luv me, if U keep it U want me, if U simply ignore it, U really adore me! So, what r U going to do
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When love is not madness, it is not love
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high
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Keep a special place for me in your heart, not in your mind! Keeping me in your mind can be dangerous for U because people say I am mind blowing
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A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt
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Mother nature is a supreme bitch
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It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world
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Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot
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Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Meeting U was fate, becoming ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control
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