As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
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Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open
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You're the best thing since god made men
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily
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Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it
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You've never felt pain until you've felt love
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found
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Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them
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A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'
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Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p
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