It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world
Cute texts for sms messages
About as subtle as a flying brick
Funny jokes for sms messages
Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head
Insult texts for sms messages
You drive me crazy... Crazy is all right. - Dave matthews
Love texts for sms messages
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms
Rude texts for sms messages
Don't walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don't care who rules the world
Advice texts for sms messages
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop
Cute texts for sms messages
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all
Funny jokes for sms messages
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high
Insult texts for sms messages
You are a gift wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by god to stay not just for a day, but for life
Love texts for sms messages