You're red shirt goes well with your eyes
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Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observations
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you
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Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike
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It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world
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A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt
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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up
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Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly in tis heart of mine, d 1 who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
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