Christmas greetings for sms messages
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalitiesYou've never felt pain until you've felt loveArguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoyingA friend in need is a friend indeedFriendship texts for sms messages
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deservesRetirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at itRetirement texts for sms messages
Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, happy birthdayFirst the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the sufferingThe day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth| |
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