Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'
Funny jokes for sms messages
You're the best thing since god made men
Love texts for sms messages
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents
Wife texts for sms messages
Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire
Flirt texts for sms messages
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes
Insult texts for sms messages
The prophet ordered the people to pay zakat-ul-fitr before going to the eid prayer
Ramadan greetings for sms messages
Your smile, your touch, the way you love me I never knew... Until you what a relationship could be. So, I celebrate you. My friend, my love
Birthday greetings for sms messages
Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p
Funny jokes for sms messages
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you
Love texts for sms messages
When you think your first falling in love, just then you realize your falling out of love
Sweet texts for sms messages
