I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high
Insult texts for sms messages
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying
Wife texts for sms messages
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
Funny jokes for sms messages
Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing
Smile jokes for sms messages
There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex
Friendship texts for sms messages
I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year
New year greetings for sms messages
If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich
Flirt texts for sms messages
A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'
Marriage greetings for sms messages
Little jack horner sat in the corner, eating of christmas pie: He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said, 'What a good boy am I'
Christmas greetings for sms messages
It's easy to say, 'I love U, ' To some1, but it's more meaningful to thank some1 for loving you
Love texts for sms messages
