Break up texts for sms messages
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this smsIt takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & UAbout as subtle as a flying brickYou're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does matters'Congrats' U have been awarded an M. B. A degree for not smsing me. Mba means 'Member of bhikari association' kindly forward it 2 all M. B. A'sLast night I asked my angel 2 watch over U... But it came soon. I asked: Why? It smiled and said: An angel doesnt watch over another angelAs a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it| |
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