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Perfect text about conundrum for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest riddle texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
A short thing its get longer as U hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole what is it?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
As tall as a tree, as small as a bug, as fast as an eagle, as slow as a slug, many times in front or behind but never on top, always aligned. What is this? Answer: Shadow.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Blackmail: 'When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one'.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do reply to question qusetion: How to determine if some one is in true love with you ans?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Everything in life is relative, ask einstein.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Five frogs are sitting on a log. 4 decide to jump off. How many r left? Still 5 left. Moral: There's a lot of difference between deciding & doing.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
For india its ind. For pakistan its pak. For afghanistan its afg. For argentina its arg. For germany its ger. Then what's for brazil and london?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
How do frogs die? They ker-mit suicide.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence?.. A widow!

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
How does a dummy catch a rabbit?.. He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
How is an intelligent woman called?.. A transvestite.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
I am a word of 5 letters! People eat me! If you remove my 1st letter I will b a form of energy! If you remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed for living. If you remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near you. If U remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink for you... Who am i? Ans: Wheat.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous - Can a fax be?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
If adam and eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 April 2024
Jewish calendar: 27 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 26 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 28 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Administrative Professionals Day - Secretaries Day - Admin Day (Europe)
• Yom HaShoah - Holocaust and Heroism Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Militia Day (Cuba)
• First Bulgarian Constitution Day - Lower Day (Bulgaria)
• Memorial Day for the Victims of the Holocaust (Hungary)
• Police Worker Day (Armenia)
• Peace Day (Chechnya, Russia)
• Martyrdom of Imam Ali al-Hadi (Shia Islam)
• Emancipation Day (Washington, USA)
• National Librarian Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile remember! The world is for you you are not for the world

Cute texts for sms messages

When you think your first falling in love, just then you realize your falling out of love

Sweet texts for sms messages

Tell me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would, I would never leave. - Winnie the pooh

Love texts for sms messages

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg

Funny jokes for sms messages

You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does matters

Break up texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart it's like a little flame every time I see you this flame lights up this flame is special 4 you bcoz I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart

Love texts for sms messages

Have a 'Heart' that never breaks, have a'smile' that never fades, have a touch that never hurt$, have a 'Friendship' that naver ends, like ours

Friendship texts for sms messages

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed

Advice texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages