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Perfect text about conundrum for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest riddle texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
A short thing its get longer as U hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole what is it?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
As tall as a tree, as small as a bug, as fast as an eagle, as slow as a slug, many times in front or behind but never on top, always aligned. What is this? Answer: Shadow.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Blackmail: 'When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one'.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do reply to question qusetion: How to determine if some one is in true love with you ans?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Everything in life is relative, ask einstein.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Five frogs are sitting on a log. 4 decide to jump off. How many r left? Still 5 left. Moral: There's a lot of difference between deciding & doing.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
For india its ind. For pakistan its pak. For afghanistan its afg. For argentina its arg. For germany its ger. Then what's for brazil and london?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
How do frogs die? They ker-mit suicide.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence?.. A widow!

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
How does a dummy catch a rabbit?.. He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
How is an intelligent woman called?.. A transvestite.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
I am a word of 5 letters! People eat me! If you remove my 1st letter I will b a form of energy! If you remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed for living. If you remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near you. If U remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink for you... Who am i? Ans: Wheat.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous - Can a fax be?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
If adam and eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 2 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Reunion and Freedom Day (Ukraine)
• Defense Aviation Day (Russia)
• Grandfather day (Poland)
• Customs Workers Day (Tajikistan)
• Wellington Province Day (Wellington, New Zealand)
• National Polka Dot Day (USA)
• National Blonde Brownie Day (USA)
• Roe vs. Wade Day (USA)
• Celebration of Life Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Mother nature is a supreme bitch

Insult texts for sms messages

Sweet by light naughty by night angel from above just for you to love

Flirt texts for sms messages

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting

Wife texts for sms messages

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Praying that the lord holds you in his love and blesses U with his grace... On this holy day & always

Good friday greetings for sms messages

Roses are reddish violets are bluish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish. - Benny hill

Christmas greetings for sms messages

How can I begin to say i`m sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me. I'm sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

Love is just like life, it is not always easy & does not always bring happiness. But when we do not stop living, then why should we stop loving

Love texts for sms messages

Whenever I think of the blessings god has given me, my thoughts turn to you and all of the ways your friendship has touched my life

Friendship texts for sms messages