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Perfect text about conundrum for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest riddle texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
A short thing its get longer as U hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole what is it?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
As tall as a tree, as small as a bug, as fast as an eagle, as slow as a slug, many times in front or behind but never on top, always aligned. What is this? Answer: Shadow.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Blackmail: 'When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one'.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do reply to question qusetion: How to determine if some one is in true love with you ans?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Everything in life is relative, ask einstein.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Five frogs are sitting on a log. 4 decide to jump off. How many r left? Still 5 left. Moral: There's a lot of difference between deciding & doing.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
For india its ind. For pakistan its pak. For afghanistan its afg. For argentina its arg. For germany its ger. Then what's for brazil and london?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
How do frogs die? They ker-mit suicide.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence?.. A widow!

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
How does a dummy catch a rabbit?.. He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
How is an intelligent woman called?.. A transvestite.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
I am a word of 5 letters! People eat me! If you remove my 1st letter I will b a form of energy! If you remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed for living. If you remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near you. If U remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink for you... Who am i? Ans: Wheat.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous - Can a fax be?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
If adam and eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 1 March 2021
Jewish calendar: 10 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day of Civil Defense (International)
• International Children's Day of Broadcasting (International)
• Statehood Day (Ohio, USA)
• Statehood Day (Nebraska, USA)
• Criminologist Day (Russia)
• Roman New Year (Ancient Roman)
• National Grandmother's Day (France)
• Day for Peace (Japan)
• Republic Day (Neuchatel, Switzerland)
• Baba Marta Day - Martenitsa (Bulgaria)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths

Sorry texts for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

Funny jokes for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

If not other than our common ground to meet, let me remember the anonymous, for once at least, beyond the patriotic floats display on a republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else

Friendship texts for sms messages

See a mistake as a mistake not as 'My' or 'His' mistake. 'My' means guilty - 'His' means anger

Wisdom texts for sms messages

I am waiting the moment when we can be together! I miss you

Miss you texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Good morning texts for sms messages