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Perfect text about conundrum for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many riddle sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest riddle texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №1 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
A short thing its get longer as U hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole what is it?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №2 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
As tall as a tree, as small as a bug, as fast as an eagle, as slow as a slug, many times in front or behind but never on top, always aligned. What is this? Answer: Shadow.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №3 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Blackmail: 'When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one'.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №4 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do reply to question qusetion: How to determine if some one is in true love with you ans?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №5 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №6 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №7 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Everything in life is relative, ask einstein.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №8 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Five frogs are sitting on a log. 4 decide to jump off. How many r left? Still 5 left. Moral: There's a lot of difference between deciding & doing.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №9 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
For india its ind. For pakistan its pak. For afghanistan its afg. For argentina its arg. For germany its ger. Then what's for brazil and london?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №10 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
How do frogs die? They ker-mit suicide.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №11 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence?.. A widow!

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №12 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №13 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
How does a dummy catch a rabbit?.. He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №14 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №15 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
How is an intelligent woman called?.. A transvestite.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №16 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, age 18 experience it, age 28 look 4 it, age 38 ask 4 it, age 48 beg 4 it, age 58 pay 4 it, age 68 pray it, age 78 4get it.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №17 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
I am a word of 5 letters! People eat me! If you remove my 1st letter I will b a form of energy! If you remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed for living. If you remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near you. If U remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink for you... Who am i? Ans: Wheat.

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №18 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous - Can a fax be?

Cool riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №19 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
If adam and eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 December 2024
Jewish calendar: 10 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 10 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 12 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Mathematics Day (India)
• Diplomatic Service Workers Day (Ukraine)
• Energetics Day (Ukraine)
• Energetics Day (Russia)
• Tenth of Tevet Fast - Tsom Asarah b-Tevet (Jewish)
• Mother's Day (Indonesia)
• Energetics Day (Belarus)
• Energetics Day (Kazakhstan)
• Energetics Day (Armenia)
• Energetics Day (Kyrgyzstan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

Funny jokes for sms messages

Earth has no sorrow that heaven cannot heal

Broken heart texts for sms messages

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again

Romantic texts for sms messages

Excuse me, can you let me come a little closer to your heart

Love texts for sms messages

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face

Advice texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

Graduation greetings for sms messages

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers

Engagement texts for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you are one of the nicest people I have ever met

Thank texts for sms messages