When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea
Riddle, puzzle for sms messages
If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again
Romantic texts for sms messages
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed
Romantic texts for sms messages
You are old & have a small penis
Rude texts for sms messages
Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be jouyous till I sms again
Smile jokes for sms messages
I don't know quite hw 2 make things better btwen us I can start by saying I'm sorry I really am
Sorry texts for sms messages
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly
Sweet texts for sms messages
Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold
Sweet texts for sms messages
I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom
Thank texts for sms messages
Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it
Thank texts for sms messages
