Christmas greetings for sms messages
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over youWives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed callsNaughty texts for sms messages
See a mistake as a mistake not as 'My' or 'His' mistake. 'My' means guilty - 'His' means angerAs our marriage brings new meaning to love so our love brings new meaning to lifeEngagement texts for sms messages
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight beginsMonsoon's rain or summer's heat, your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear, what is sweet? Is that you or your heart beatTwo lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrellaGrow old along with me! The best is yet to be| |
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