What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran
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Love is a word which cannot be explained fully even by the dictionaries
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Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor
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You are more special that anybody else can be. I cannot live without you. Please forgive me. I'm sorry. It will never happen again I promise
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Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache
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Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi
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Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing
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He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt
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I need some time alone with myself
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