Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'
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To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed
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Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold
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This christmas give us a message that we should live unite with great peace, so, here is a bundle of some sweet wishes for you. Merry christmas
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
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We miss someone only for two reasons: The person is in your heart or either you wanted to be in that person's heat
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Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known
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A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
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When you left, I stopped smiling
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