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A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warningApril fool jokes for sms messages
Evn wn d whole world is workng thr r a few who spnd time like U! Happy womens dayWomen day greetings for sms messages
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: Who is scared of a mouseMost people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never really livedNo one has the right to be sorry for himself for a misfortune that strikes everyoneRoses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to youWhen do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the seaRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minuteMom's smiles can brighten any moment mom's hugs put joy in all our days mom's love will stay with us forever & touch our lives in precious ways| |
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