April fool jokes for sms messages
Happy women's day-wishing you a day thats just like you! Really specialWomen day greetings for sms messages
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoyingNo duty is more urgent than that of returning thanksIt takes courage to grow up and become who you really areIf ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump fromWhat do you prefer in the hereafter?.. Smoking or non-smoking areaRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed callsNaughty texts for sms messages
Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon lee)May your joys be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam| |
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