Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them
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You've never felt pain until you've felt love
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Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily
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You're the best thing since god made men
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Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open
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As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
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Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known
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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children
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