He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
Funny jokes for sms messages
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
Wife texts for sms messages
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you
Love texts for sms messages
A special smile on a special face, a special someone that no one can replace. I luv U & always will, you have filled a space no one could fill
Cute texts for sms messages
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls
Naughty texts for sms messages
If you judge people, you have no time to love them
Funny jokes for sms messages
Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life
Wisdom texts for sms messages
I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be
Love texts for sms messages
It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world
Cute texts for sms messages
Leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, because new year is coming! Happy new year
New year greetings for sms messages
