Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache
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No one has the right to be sorry for himself for a misfortune that strikes everyone
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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check
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True remorse is never just a regret over consequence - It is a regret over motive. - Mignon mclaughlin
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you
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You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched. - Edgar watson howe, countrytown sayings, 1911
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Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir
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Have I told you, my sweet heart, that I am all wrapped up in you? My feelings for you bring to me, a joy I never knew
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She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
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Don't fall in love with somebody who doesn't love you back (It's not cool)
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