There is strength in the union of very sorry men
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Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries
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What's done is done make room for the new, forgive and forget what has been done to you, I'm sorry
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Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't
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Accept the things to which fate binds U & love da people wid whom fate brings you together but do so withe all your heart
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best
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Have I told you, my sweet heart, that I am all wrapped up in you? My feelings for you bring to me, a joy I never knew
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Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential
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Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion
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The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me
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