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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 15 October 2018
Jewish calendar: 2 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 1 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 3 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Islamic New Year - Hijri New Year (Islam)
• International Day of Rural Women (United Nations)
• International Credit Union Day - ICU Day (Global)
• Pregnancy and Infant Loss Remembrance Day (Global)
• Global Handwashing Day (Global)
• Teachers Day (Brazil)
• National Tree Planting Day (Sri Lanka)
• Satu Suro (Indonesia)
• Evacuation Day (Tunisia)
• Teachers Day (Afghanistan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are the best dad of the world. Thanks for always being there. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

Always write angry letters to your enemies. But never mail them

Angry texts for sms messages

If U open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you

Love texts for sms messages

Merry christmas, may you be surrounded by all the things that bring christmas cheer

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If home is where the heart is, then wherever you are, that's my home

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friends r amazing when they r new, they r wonderful when they r true, but do you know they r a 'Blessing' when they r like U

Friendship texts for sms messages