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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 October 2019
Jewish calendar: 7 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 6 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 8 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Osteoporosis Day (International)
• World Statistics Day (United Nations)
• International Chefs Day (International)
• Operational and Technical Units Day (Ukraine)
• Military Signalman Day (Russia)
• Navy Birthday (Russia)
• Communication Troops Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Vietnamese Women's Day (Vietnam)
• Revolution Day (Guatemala)
• International Day of the Air Traffic Controller (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say

Friendship texts for sms messages

I may never have the opportunity to do great things for you. But I'll always find a chance to do, smal things for you in a great way by praying

Romantic texts for sms messages

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check

Funny jokes for sms messages

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head

Insult texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions

Love texts for sms messages

Compliment on your engagement! Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever

Engagement texts for sms messages

You can? T have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. So, forget the past and concentrate on future

Motivational texts for sms messages

The language of friendship is not words but meanings

Friendship texts for sms messages