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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 5 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 18 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 20 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Armenia)
• Combat Economic Crime State Service Creation Day (Ukraine)
• Maritime and River Fleet Day (Russia)
• Psalms were bestowed on David Day (Islam)
• National Aborigines and Islanders Day (Australia)
• Independence Day (Venezuela)
• Youth Day (Singapore)
• Medical Worker Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Independence Day (Algeria)
• Peace and Unity Day (Rwanda)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together

Friendship texts for sms messages

Nobody teaches the fish to swim, a birds to fly, a cows to moo, a dogs to bark. They just do & nobody teach me to think of you I just do

Romantic texts for sms messages

Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential

Funny jokes for sms messages

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know what... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The bautiful word is allah, most bautiful song is azan, bst exercize is namaz, world perfect book is quran, & you are so lucky if you are a musalman

Islamic texts for sms messages

A wish for you on boss day hope today is espically filled with the special kind of niceness, you always bring to work happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

The most beautiful words by a wounded heart 'I never stopped loving you, I just stopped showing it'

Love texts for sms messages

Doctor after operation & students after exams both tell the same answer we tried our best can't say anything right now

Exam texts for sms messages

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3ѕ inch floppy

Naughty texts for sms messages