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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Gregorian calendar: 25 April 2019
Jewish calendar: 6 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• World Veterinary Day (International)
• World Healing Day (International)
• Arbor Day (Germany)
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• Freedom Day - Carnation Revolution (Portugal)
• Day of Liberation from Fascism (Italy)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Oops!? Ouch I fell from bed trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you sleep tight

Good night texts for sms messages

What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others

Advice texts for sms messages

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

Love texts for sms messages

May you be blessed with love, joy and happiness. Happy christmas and a happy new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

4getn U is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 U, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best love is when you bring them the very best

Friendship texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't

Funny jokes for sms messages

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages