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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are proof that god has a sense of humor

Insult texts for sms messages

Your smile, your touch, the way you love me I never knew... Until you what a relationship could be. So, I celebrate you. My friend, my love

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Sun can't come to earth but send love as rays. Cloud can't come to river but send her love as rain, I can't come to you but sending my good wishes

Love texts for sms messages

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work

Engagement texts for sms messages

Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat

Naughty texts for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are

Sorry texts for sms messages

Useful good morning message success never depends on the size of our brain. It always depends on the size of our thoughts good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face

Advice texts for sms messages

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Love texts for sms messages