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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
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Gregorian calendar: 25 May 2025
Jewish calendar: 7 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Last bell (Russia)
• Africa's Day (International)
• Whit Monday - Pentecost Monday (Western Christianity)
• Buddha's Birthday (Macau)
• Buddha's Birthday (South Korea)
• Buddha's Birthday (Hong Kong)
• International Missing Children's Day (International)
• Memorial Day - Decoration Day (USA)
• National Missing Children's Day (USA)
• Philologist Day (Ukraine)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot

Motivational texts for sms messages

Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. - E. W. Howe

Friendship texts for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of U... Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Evn wn d whole world is workng thr r a few who spnd time like U! Happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends

Love texts for sms messages

Christmas ornament you gave us was lovely! It has pride of place on our tree. Thank you so much for such a thoughtful and beautiful gift

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Your hand found mine. Life rushed to my fingers

Love texts for sms messages