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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 January 2022
Jewish calendar: 3 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Bounty Day (Pitcairn Island, United Kingdom)
• Husband's Day (Iceland)
• Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day (USA)
• Measure Your Feet Day (USA)
• National Rhubarb Pie Day (USA)
• National Handwriting Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning

April fool jokes for sms messages

Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless, but a few moments spent with someone who really loves U, means more than a life itself

Love texts for sms messages

When christmas comes already yet. Mit presents large & sweet. The tings I like in mein stockings best. By jiminiy, are my feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected

Miss you texts for sms messages

I think I'm disturbing you sorry this is my last msg & I'll not msg you anymore... Good bye never expect that from me I'm born to disturb you

Friendship texts for sms messages

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later

Rude texts for sms messages

What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran

Funny jokes for sms messages

Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill

Wife texts for sms messages

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself

Labour day greetings for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages