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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Meeting U was fate, becoming ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control

Cute texts for sms messages

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant

Motivational texts for sms messages

My friend should be... My madicine when I'm in pain, my letter when I'm far, my smile whan I'm sad, my handkerchef when I cry, my life when I die

Friendship texts for sms messages

Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be jouyous till I sms again

Smile jokes for sms messages

Soft speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands, focussed mind and determined decision with god's love. Alway makes you winner

Good luck texts for sms messages

Try to hide bad qualities of others. Allah will hide urs in the day of judgement

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart

Love texts for sms messages

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless. - Stelle atwater

Broken heart texts for sms messages

You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall... Is in love with me

Love texts for sms messages

Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands

Flirt texts for sms messages