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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 11 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 11 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World War First Day (International)
• Constitution Day (Ukraine)
• Youth Day (Ukraine)
• Youth Day (Belarus)
• Press, Television and Radio Day (Kazakhstan)
• Communication and Information Workers Day (Kazakhstan)
• Journalism Day - Press, Television and Radio Day (Kazakhstan)
• Day of Remembrance of the Poznan June (Poland)
• Lawyer Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Soviet Occupation Day (Moldova)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The prophet ordered the people to pay zakat-ul-fitr before going to the eid prayer

Ramadan greetings for sms messages

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Funny jokes for sms messages

A child is the greatest gift that our lives can bestow. It brings the most exquisite joy that we will ever know

Thank texts for sms messages

The most popular mask is the arnold schwarzenegrs mask & the bst part? With a mouth full of candy U will sound just like him

Halloween texts for sms messages

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

April fool jokes for sms messages

Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. - By leo buscaglia

Love texts for sms messages

A boy takes few seconds to love and long time 2 hate but, a girl takes long time 2 love and few seconds to hate

Cute texts for sms messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... Since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin luther king jr

Friendship texts for sms messages

Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts

Rude texts for sms messages