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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 July 2024
Jewish calendar: 7 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• National Children's Day (Indonesia)
• Revolution Day (Egypt)
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• Flag Day (Abkhazia)
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• Renaissance Day (Oman)
• World Whale and Dolphin Day (Russia)
• Neptunalia - In honor of Neptune (Ancient Roman)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly

Sweet texts for sms messages

Love sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better. Bed the best place to think of memories which put U to sleep, telling U goodnite

Good night texts for sms messages

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open

Advice texts for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages

Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for santa claus is coming to town! Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

To the bride and groom - Live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

I have learned not to worry about love, but to honor its coming with all my heart

Romantic texts for sms messages

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake

Funny jokes for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages