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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.

You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this perfect text about laughing for sms - Funny sms texts read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some greatest joke texts for sms messages, because each person differently understand your sms.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 22 December 2024

Jewish calendar: 10 Tevet 5776

Islamic calendar: 10 Rabi al-Awwal 1437

Chinese calendar: 12 day 11 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• National Mathematics Day (India)

• Diplomatic Service Workers Day (Ukraine)

• Energetics Day (Ukraine)

• Energetics Day (Russia)

• Tenth of Tevet Fast - Tsom Asarah b-Tevet (Jewish)

• Mother's Day (Indonesia)

• Energetics Day (Belarus)

• Energetics Day (Kazakhstan)

• Energetics Day (Armenia)

• Energetics Day (Kyrgyzstan)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It's a curious thought, but it's only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha christie

Love texts for sms messages

Thanks for being my friend thanks for thinking of me U shouldn't have but I'm so glad you did 'Happy christmas'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friendship knows no season, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a moment called... 'F o r e v e r'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly in tis heart of mine, d 1 who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine

Romantic texts for sms messages

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying

Wife texts for sms messages

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you

Kiss texts for sms messages

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while... But friendship is for ever

Love texts for sms messages

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