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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 June 2019
Jewish calendar: 2 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Sickle Cell Day (International)
• Midsummer Eve (Europe)
• Juneteenth Day - Freedom Day - Emancipation Day (USA)
• Torah was bestowed on Moses Day (Islam)
• Day of the Independent Hungary (Hungary)
• Full Independence from the United Kingdom Day (Kuwait)
• Anniversary of the Bendery Tragedy (Transnistria)
• Labor Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
• Loyalist Day (Canada)
• 'Never Again'' Day (Uruguay)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie

Marriage greetings for sms messages

A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter

Funny jokes for sms messages

A thanks said with heart is much valuable than a expensive bouquet thank with heart and soul happy thanksgiving day

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself - But don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you

Inspirational texts for sms messages

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you

Love texts for sms messages

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile remember! The world is for you you are not for the world

Cute texts for sms messages

Fallen flowers can not climb back. So do not think about the past. Love the present. Live for the future, with a beautiful & sweet smile

Motivational texts for sms messages