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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 January 2020
Jewish calendar: 3 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Bounty Day (Pitcairn Island, United Kingdom)
• Husband's Day (Iceland)
• National Handwriting Day (USA)
• Measure Your Feet Day (USA)
• Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day (USA)
• National Rhubarb Pie Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

In life luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when luv is real, it becomes ur plan for life and ur reason for living

Love texts for sms messages

Sharing with U the glory the wonder, the miracle of this holy season. Have a blessed christmas & new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If you think missing me is hard, then you should try missing you

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world. - John evelyn

Friendship texts for sms messages

Till the end of time in a world so close to me I'm just so in love with a girl who's in my heart I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Funny jokes for sms messages

You could never guess how much happiness you've brought my way happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Happy kiss day! Kisses are sweeter then wine... So I don't wanna miss the chance to give you a sweet one on this special day

Kiss texts for sms messages

The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skills

Boss day texts for sms messages