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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Gregorian calendar: 11 December 2017
Jewish calendar: 29 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 28 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 1 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Wafat of Muhammad (Shia Islam)
• Statute of Westminster Day (South Africa)
• International Day of Tango - National Tango Day (Buenos Aires, Argentina)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Selangor, Malaysia)
• Proclamation of the Republic Day (Burkina Faso)
• Human Rights and Peace Day (Kiribati)
• Martyrdom of Imam Hasan (Shia Islam)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved

Advice texts for sms messages

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Love texts for sms messages

May all the sweet magic of christmas conspire, to gladden your hearts and fulfill your every desire. Merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z have I missed something? Yes... I missed 'U'

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, but you know they are always there for you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is a beautiful dream

Romantic texts for sms messages

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Funny jokes for sms messages

My love, words however special... Could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike

Insult texts for sms messages