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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 2 December 2020
Jewish calendar: 20 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 19 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 21 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for the Abolition of Slavery (United Nations)
• Bank Worker Day (Russia)
• National Day - Independence Day (United Arab Emirates)
• Revolutionary Armed Forces Day (Cuba)
• Lao National Day (Laos)
• National Day (Laos)
• National Higher Education Day (Myanmar)
• National Fritters Day (USA)
• National Mutt Day (USA)
• Safety Razor Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out

Funny jokes for sms messages

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

A dictator rules forcibly by fear and intimidation. A true leader guides gently and is followed willingly with respect and admiration

Boss day texts for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Love texts for sms messages

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams

Exam texts for sms messages

I sit atop your christmas tree all clad in pink, a real fairy the reason I appear so glum the sprig of spruce stuck up my bum

Naughty texts for sms messages

True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages

There is strength in the union of very sorry men

Sorry texts for sms messages

A special face, a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to U, a special person, I found in U, sweet dreams & good night

Good night texts for sms messages