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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Gregorian calendar: 27 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Sha'ban 1436
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Slavery Abolition Day (Saint Martin, France)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Guadeloupe, France)
• Mother's Day (Bolivia)
• Libraries Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Army Day (Nicaragua)
• Children's Day (Nigeria)
• Attains Sovereignty Day (Afghanistan)
• World Multiple Sclerosis Day (USA)
• Saint Petersburg Birthday (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

Come my love hold my hand... And lets face this world together

Cute texts for sms messages

I take this opportunity to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life. Thank you mom! And wish you a very happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages

I need some time alone with myself

Sad texts for sms messages

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you

Love texts for sms messages

I'm holding a teardrop for a friend until his heartache and misery end. - Jaesse tyler

Broken heart texts for sms messages

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed

Love texts for sms messages