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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Gregorian calendar: 18 April 2024
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

He showed us the way he has long been gone and yet in our hearts his name shines on. Wish U a holy friday

Good friday greetings for sms messages

Successful people always have two things on their lips, silence and smile'silence' to avoid problems and 'Smile' to solve problems

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. Diane ackerman

Love texts for sms messages

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated

Broken heart texts for sms messages

When you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be

Love texts for sms messages

If love is a crime, lock me up, I'm guilty baby

Flirt texts for sms messages

May allah bring to your life all that is beautiful & pure... Wish you a very happy ramadan

Ramadan greetings for sms messages

Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect

Funny jokes for sms messages

We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as you... Happy teacher's day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

When black cats prowl & pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on halloween

Halloween texts for sms messages