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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 March 2023
Jewish calendar: 5 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade (United Nations)
• International Day of Solidarity with Detained and Missing Staff Members (United Nations)
• Annunciation to the Blessed Virgin Mary (Catholic Church)
• Maryland Day (Maryland, USA)
• Lady Day (United Kingdom)
• Security Service Day (Ukraine)
• National Central Bureau of Interpol Creating Day (Ukraine)
• Culture Workers Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Greece)
• Freedom Day (Belarus)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts. All friends are not true. But true friends are very few, which includes you

Sweet texts for sms messages

Nobody teaches sun to rise, fish to swim, birds to fly, plant to grow, child to cry, & nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Advice texts for sms messages

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

Love texts for sms messages

May love be in your life may hope be in your heart may peace be in our world. Wishing ur family all the jingly, jolly joys of christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You are the mother I received the day I wed your son and I just want to thank you' mum for all the things you've done

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end

Friendship texts for sms messages

If I were a tear in ur eye I would roll down to ur lips. But if U were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid 2 lose U

Romantic texts for sms messages

Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries

Funny jokes for sms messages