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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around. - Buddy buie and J. R. Cobb, 'Rock bottom'

Broken heart texts for sms messages

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... It will heal, but there will always be a scar

Love texts for sms messages

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever

Flirt texts for sms messages

Summer rain is soft and cool, so I go barefoot in a pool. But winter rain is cold, and pours, so I must watch it from indoors

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

The award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to you. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

You did it! Amazing! Above the rest! Awesome! A + congrats

Greetings texts for sms messages

A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning

April fool jokes for sms messages

Look at the sun you will feel the power of god look at the moon you will feel the beauty of god. Look at the mirror you will feel the love of god

Love texts for sms messages

Wishing you the gladness of christmas, which is hope, the spirit of christmas, which is peace, the essence of christmas, which is love

Christmas greetings for sms messages