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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 June 2017
Jewish calendar: 5 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Ukraine)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Russia)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Belarus)
• Heroes Remembrance Day - Remembrance Day of the Battle of Cesis (Latvia)
• Anti-Fascist Struggle Commemoration Day (Croatia)
• Teachers Day (El Salvador)
• Foundation of the Nations Army Day (Republic of the Congo)
• Combating with Consumer Market Crimes Police Units Foundation Day (Russia)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Newfoundland, Canada)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Labrador, Canada)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Among ur frens I care 4 U da most, among ur frens I lov U da most, among ur frens U hurt me d most coz... I know dats all im 2 U... Among ur frens

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

Friendship texts for sms messages

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and U

Romantic texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

Special people are very few - Who is special? That would be you. My valentine's day would be so fine, if you would be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control

Insult texts for sms messages

We turn not older with years, but newer every day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Talk 2 me when I'm bored, kiss me when I'm sad, hug me when I cry, care 4 me when I die, love me when I'm still alive

Love texts for sms messages

On your engagement my warm wishes for a lifetime of joy and togetherness

Engagement texts for sms messages

It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers

Naughty texts for sms messages