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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 30 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Chinese New Year (International)
• Tet - Vietnamese New Year (Vietnam)
• Armed Forces Day (Mexico)
• Israel's Family Day (Israel)
• State Flag of Turkmenistan Day (Turkmenistan)
• Finance Police Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Democracy Day (Nepal)
• Loyalty Day - Burger Day (Mexico)
• World Day of Mammals Protection - World Whale Day (International)
• Iwo Jima Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later

Marriage greetings for sms messages

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank crane

Friendship texts for sms messages

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

No word is better than thank you to thank anyone. No better day is to thank god than thanksgiving day happy thanksgiving day

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better

Inspirational texts for sms messages

Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet

Birthday greetings for sms messages

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

Sacrifices make a big difference

Cute texts for sms messages