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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 June 2022
Jewish calendar: 11 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 11 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World War First Day (International)
• Constitution Day (Ukraine)
• Youth Day (Ukraine)
• Youth Day (Belarus)
• Press, Television and Radio Day (Kazakhstan)
• Communication and Information Workers Day (Kazakhstan)
• Journalism Day - Press, Television and Radio Day (Kazakhstan)
• Day of Remembrance of the Poznan June (Poland)
• Lawyer Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Soviet Occupation Day (Moldova)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

About as subtle as a flying brick

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

Sweet texts for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages

I will not love you for the rest of your life, but I will love you for the rest of mine. Happy anniversary! My love

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

It is best to love wisely, no doubt, but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all

Love texts for sms messages

The best of all gifts around any christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other so, best wishes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Miss you texts for sms messages

Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjold

Friendship texts for sms messages

We were two and had but one heart

Romantic texts for sms messages