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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.

You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 3 February 2025

Jewish calendar: 14 Shvat 5775

Islamic calendar: 13 Rabi ath-Thani 1436

Chinese calendar: 15 day 12 month 4411 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• New Year for Trees - Tu Bishvat (Jewish)

• Safer Internet Day (European Union)

• Setsubun (Japan)

• Veterans Day (Thailand)

• Communist Party of Viet Nam Foundation Anniversary (Vietnam)

• Heroes Day (Mozambique)

• Martyrs Day (Sao Tome and Principe)

• Saint Blaise's Day (Dubrovnik, Croatia)

• Day of the Virgin of Suyapa (Honduras)

• Four Chaplains Memorial Day (USA)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open

Advice texts for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages

Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for santa claus is coming to town! Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

To the bride and groom - Live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

I have learned not to worry about love, but to honor its coming with all my heart

Romantic texts for sms messages

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake

Funny jokes for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job

Insult texts for sms messages

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

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