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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What is the velocity of the darkness

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

Funny jokes for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our country with all we have happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Happy birthday my true love your beauty stems from up above sweetest smile and kindest heart like a priceless piece of precious art

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Love reminds you that nothing else matters

Love texts for sms messages

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass

Cute texts for sms messages

Do not wait for your ship to come in - Swim out to it

Motivational texts for sms messages

Never ever try to examine friendship because friends are like diamonds when you hit them they don't break but may slip away from your life

Friendship texts for sms messages

Girl loves boy who make her smile boy loves a girl who makes him cry

Selfish texts for sms messages