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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 March 2024
Jewish calendar: 28 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 29 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Submariner Seaman Day (Russia)
• Fathers Day (Portugal)
• Fathers Day (Spain)
• Fathers Day (Italy)
• Fathers Day (Belgium)
• Fathers Day (Bolivia)
• Day of Equality (Finland)
• Novruz (Azerbaijan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I would prefer as friend a good man ignorant than one more clever who is evil too

Friendship texts for sms messages

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Rude texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages

Doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune. - William mcfee

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me

Love texts for sms messages

A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of U... See! I just did. Take care

Flirt texts for sms messages

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

About as subtle as a flying brick

Funny jokes for sms messages