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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.

You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this perfect text about laughing for sms - Funny sms texts read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some greatest joke texts for sms messages, because each person differently understand your sms.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 15 August 2018

Jewish calendar: 30 Av 5775

Islamic calendar: 29 Shawwal 1436

Chinese calendar: 2 day 7 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• Constitution Day (Equatorial Guinea)

• International Homeless Animals Day (International)

• Victory over Japan Day (United Kingdom)

• Independence Day (India)

• Archaeologist Day (Ukraine)

• Aircraft Manufacturers Day (Russia)

• Archaeologist Day (Russia)

• Feast day of the Assumption of Mary (Western Christianity)

• Dormition of the Theotokos (Eastern Christianity)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I am thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Love isn't about finding the perfect person, it's about seeing an imperfect person, perfectly

Love texts for sms messages

Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me

Cute texts for sms messages

Always try to be a first place winner, coz the second place winner is the first loser

Motivational texts for sms messages

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories... Of many good things

Friendship texts for sms messages

You look so peaceful lying there with your hands folded upon your chest. You look like you are sleeping but you are at eternal rest

Sad texts for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you not because day are not nice but because you are nice

Wisdom texts for sms messages

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