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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 September 2023
Jewish calendar: 17 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 16 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 18 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Blasphemy Day (International)
• Adoption Day (Ukraine)
• Libraries Day (Ukraine)
• Interior Ministry Special Motorized Units Day (Russia)
• Sukkot - Feast of Booths (Jewish)
• Justice Officers Day (Kazakhstan)
• Boy's Day (Poland)
• Independence Day - Botswana Day (Botswana)
• Independence Day (Abkhazia)
• International Translation Day (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich

Flirt texts for sms messages

The prophet ordered the people to pay zakat-ul-fitr before going to the eid prayer

Ramadan greetings for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as you... Happy teacher's day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

Where there is no imagination there is no horror

Halloween texts for sms messages

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

April fool jokes for sms messages

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give - Which is everything

Love texts for sms messages

Wishing you a joyous christmas and a new year of peace and happiness

Christmas greetings for sms messages

When the sky looks blue 'I miss u' when the dreamz come true 'I miss u' when the flowers covered with dew 'I miss u' when the day comes new 'I miss u'

Miss you texts for sms messages

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever

Friendship texts for sms messages