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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Gregorian calendar: 15 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 28 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 30 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Saint Swithin's Day (England)
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• Feast Day of Saint Vladimir (Orthodox)
• Feast of Saint Rosalia (Palermo, Italy)
• Cow Appreciation Day (USA)
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• National Respect Canada Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Allow me to whisper. No matter who I am thinking, my heart will always and only stunned to you. Never forget me you are the best

Romantic texts for sms messages

Love at first sight is cured by the second look

Funny jokes for sms messages

I am yours and you are mine, that's the story of my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism

Insult texts for sms messages

Let's celebrate your birthday. Let's drink 'Til we fall over. Let's try not to think about tomorrow's big hangover

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them

Love texts for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Some times in life, one feels that all doors are closed... When that happens in your life, remember that words that not all closed doors are locked

Motivational texts for sms messages

Roses are red... Violets are blue... But a face like yours belongs in the zoo

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wonderful combination in this world... Heart & beats night & moon music & songs roses & love my costly sms & your totally free smile

Smile jokes for sms messages