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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 10 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Canadian Multiculturalism Day (Canada)
• Armed Forces Day - Veterans' Day (United Kingdom)
• Seven Sleepers Day (Germany)
• Youth Day (Russia)
• Inventor's Day (Russia)
• Dutch Veterans Day (Netherlands)
• Mixed Race Day (Brazil)
• Inventor's Day (Belarus)
• Victims of the Communist regime Remembrance Day (Czech Republic)
• Culture and Art Workers (Turkmenistan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Behind my smile is everything you will never understand

Funny jokes for sms messages

You're the one I want, the one I need, but bad mistakes I've done indeed. In search for forgiveness and happiness too, I want to say that I love U

Sweet texts for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards

Love texts for sms messages

What do U give a train driver 4 christmas? Platform shoes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Never thought... It would be so hard staying away from you. I keep thinking of 'Us' together again! I miss U

Miss you texts for sms messages

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt

Rude texts for sms messages