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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 September 2021
Jewish calendar: 5 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Water Monitoring Day (International)
• National Prisoners of War Missing in Action Recognition Day (USA)
• Secretary Day (Russia)
• National Day - Dieciocho - First Government Junta (Chile)
• Astronomy Day (Armenia)
• National Music Day (Azerbaijan)
• Ayr Gold Cup Day (Scotland)
• United States Air Force Birthday (USA)
• Rice Krispies Treats Day (USA)
• Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel

Love texts for sms messages

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire

Flirt texts for sms messages

I would have picked on someone of my age but they are all dead now

Retirement texts for sms messages

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na

Funny jokes for sms messages

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks

Thank texts for sms messages

As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths holi replete ur days ahead

Holi greetings for sms messages

You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love hope that stirs your heart today

Cute texts for sms messages