When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old
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Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion
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Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor
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What do I do to make you want me what have I got to do to be heard what do I say when it's all over and sorry seems to be the hardest word
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Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake
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I don't know quite hw 2 make things better btwen us I can start by saying I'm sorry I really am
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi
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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life
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How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na
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I just need you to be there for me
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