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Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Press down... Down more... Ok... More... Yes... Ahh... Ohh... Yes... Almost there... Yeah... Oh shit... Harder... So good! Mmmm... That's how we sex on text.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Q)wot do U get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchest? A)chestnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchin? A)a mouth full ofcock!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Question)wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? Answer)ur job always sucks!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Roses are red, pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when I think of you babes it makes me so horny!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Roses are red... Pickles are green... I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Searching(Sex)... Done... Everybody is having sex at this very moment... Wait a sec... There is only one sucker reading this message!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Sex is evil evil is sin sin is forgiven so stick it in.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid. U'll get laid.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Sex is like a pack of pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 November 2022
Jewish calendar: 17 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 16 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 18 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People (United Nations)
• Mother's Day (Russia)
• Advent Sunday (Catholic Church)
• Liberation Day (Albania)
• Writers Day (Venezuela)
• Republic Day (Montenegro)
• Republic Day (Yugoslavia)
• Unity Day (Vanuatu)
• Dzheorguyba - Saint George's Day (South Ossetia)
• Russian Letter ''е'' Birthday (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Soft speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands, focussed mind and determined decision with god's love. Alway makes you winner

Good luck texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke

Funny jokes for sms messages

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings

Friendship texts for sms messages

Good friends must not always be together - It is the feeling of oneness when distant that proves a lasting friendship. - Susan P. Schultz

Friendship texts for sms messages

I think you are very careless! You come & leave things behind! See now what U have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

Flirt texts for sms messages

Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me

Cute texts for sms messages

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

Love is all you need

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called experience which leads us to success

Wisdom texts for sms messages