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Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Press down... Down more... Ok... More... Yes... Ahh... Ohh... Yes... Almost there... Yeah... Oh shit... Harder... So good! Mmmm... That's how we sex on text.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Q)wot do U get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchest? A)chestnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchin? A)a mouth full ofcock!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Question)wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? Answer)ur job always sucks!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Roses are red, pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when I think of you babes it makes me so horny!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Roses are red... Pickles are green... I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Searching(Sex)... Done... Everybody is having sex at this very moment... Wait a sec... There is only one sucker reading this message!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Sex is evil evil is sin sin is forgiven so stick it in.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid. U'll get laid.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Sex is like a pack of pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole

Funny jokes for sms messages

True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Frienship is like sky and friends are like the stars in the sky, and dear U are da comet among da stars

Friendship texts for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world

Cute texts for sms messages

Good resolutions r simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

It doesn't matter where U go in life, what U do, or how much U have, it's who U have beside U

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Listen to your heart and go with your gut

Wisdom texts for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages