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Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Press down... Down more... Ok... More... Yes... Ahh... Ohh... Yes... Almost there... Yeah... Oh shit... Harder... So good! Mmmm... That's how we sex on text.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Q)wot do U get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchest? A)chestnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchin? A)a mouth full ofcock!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Question)wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? Answer)ur job always sucks!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Roses are red, pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when I think of you babes it makes me so horny!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Roses are red... Pickles are green... I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Searching(Sex)... Done... Everybody is having sex at this very moment... Wait a sec... There is only one sucker reading this message!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Sex is evil evil is sin sin is forgiven so stick it in.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid. U'll get laid.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Sex is like a pack of pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 September 2018
Jewish calendar: 10 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 9 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Yom Kippur - Day of Atonement (Jewish)
• Day of Arafa (Islam)
• Interior Ministry Information Departments Foundation Day (Russia)
• National Day (Saudi Arabia)
• Holocaust Memorial Day - Day of Genocide of Lithuanian Jews (Lithuania)
• State Language Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Teachers Day (Brunei)
• Martyrdom of Janab-e-Muslim ibn Aqil and Hazrat Hani ibn Urwah (Shia Islam)
• Day of Poltava City (Poltava, Ukraine)
• Celebrate Bisexuality Day (LGBT Community)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Always write angry letters to your enemies. But never mail them

Angry texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars... You do not always see them but you know they are always there

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose

Thank texts for sms messages

You know what is the largest word in english language. 'Smiles' because there is mile between 2 'S'. (S mile s). So spread smiles everywhere

Smile jokes for sms messages

Love is a beautiful dream

Romantic texts for sms messages

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer

New year greetings for sms messages

When I miss you... I just close my eyes & I am with you

Miss you texts for sms messages

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. - By sam keen

Love texts for sms messages

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them

Love texts for sms messages