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Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Press down... Down more... Ok... More... Yes... Ahh... Ohh... Yes... Almost there... Yeah... Oh shit... Harder... So good! Mmmm... That's how we sex on text.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Q)wot do U get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchest? A)chestnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchin? A)a mouth full ofcock!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Question)wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? Answer)ur job always sucks!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Roses are red, pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when I think of you babes it makes me so horny!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Roses are red... Pickles are green... I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Searching(Sex)... Done... Everybody is having sex at this very moment... Wait a sec... There is only one sucker reading this message!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Sex is evil evil is sin sin is forgiven so stick it in.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid. U'll get laid.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Sex is like a pack of pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

He's the kinda guy who makes me want to fall in love again someday

Love texts for sms messages

There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism

Insult texts for sms messages

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf

Funny jokes for sms messages

He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt

Funny jokes for sms messages

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

Friendship texts for sms messages

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

Friendship texts for sms messages

Thanks for always being there for me. I'll always love you. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are

Cute texts for sms messages

A special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love U I always will. U have filled a space no one can fill

Christmas greetings for sms messages