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Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Sex is like nokia - Connecting people like nike - Just do it like pepsi - Ask for more like samsung - Everyone is invated and like me - To good to be true!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its very good. When its bad, its still pretty good.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Sex is my fav. I do it regularly. Do it & feel gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll die with sex, s-sleep, e-eat, x-xercise, so do it everiday, gd for U.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sex is real evil, sex is a sin, moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in, itcant last 4eva, I no it's a shame, dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Sex is the game, love is a name, forget the name... Lets play the game.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the nformation... Or do you need a demonstration.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then U die, so fuck the world & lets get high!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Shes down on her knees, eager to please, wiv a throb of his nob in her gob, wiv a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Smoke a smoke not a butt fuck a virgin not a slut.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute - Short... Sweet and always cheap!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
The 3 miracles of a woman roduce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
The best anti-virus program for a computer is safe-sex. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The difference between erotic and perverted: Erotic = Caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp perverted = Do the same thing with a whole chicken.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
The first day we met, I wanted you in my bed. Today I'll know better, so I'll write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
There are 206 bones in your body! Would U like another?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!

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Gregorian calendar: 19 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 28 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 29 day 11 month 4411 year


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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Sweet texts for sms messages

Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be jouyous till I sms again

Smile jokes for sms messages

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, your happy smile. Your loving face no1 will ever take your place

Romantic texts for sms messages

Love me but, leave me not, kiss me but, miss me not, hit me but, hate me not, remember me but, forget me not

New year greetings for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

Marriage greetings for sms messages

To live is like to love - All reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - By samuel butler, life and love

Love texts for sms messages

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love texts for sms messages

I have found the one whom my soul loves... - Song of solomon 3: 4

Love texts for sms messages

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again

Kiss texts for sms messages