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top sms words about sex for messages

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Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Sex is like nokia - Connecting people like nike - Just do it like pepsi - Ask for more like samsung - Everyone is invated and like me - To good to be true!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its very good. When its bad, its still pretty good.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Sex is my fav. I do it regularly. Do it & feel gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll die with sex, s-sleep, e-eat, x-xercise, so do it everiday, gd for U.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sex is real evil, sex is a sin, moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in, itcant last 4eva, I no it's a shame, dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Sex is the game, love is a name, forget the name... Lets play the game.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the nformation... Or do you need a demonstration.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then U die, so fuck the world & lets get high!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Shes down on her knees, eager to please, wiv a throb of his nob in her gob, wiv a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Smoke a smoke not a butt fuck a virgin not a slut.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute - Short... Sweet and always cheap!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
The 3 miracles of a woman roduce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
The best anti-virus program for a computer is safe-sex. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The difference between erotic and perverted: Erotic = Caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp perverted = Do the same thing with a whole chicken.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
The first day we met, I wanted you in my bed. Today I'll know better, so I'll write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
There are 206 bones in your body! Would U like another?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A simple whisper from your voice, and I fade away - All american rejects

Love texts for sms messages

We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our country with all we have happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Funny jokes for sms messages

I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day

Funny jokes for sms messages

True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire

Flirt texts for sms messages

As our marriage brings new meaning to love so our love brings new meaning to life

Engagement texts for sms messages

The best of all gifts around any christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other so, best wishes

Christmas greetings for sms messages