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Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Sex is like nokia - Connecting people like nike - Just do it like pepsi - Ask for more like samsung - Everyone is invated and like me - To good to be true!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its very good. When its bad, its still pretty good.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Sex is my fav. I do it regularly. Do it & feel gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll die with sex, s-sleep, e-eat, x-xercise, so do it everiday, gd for U.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sex is real evil, sex is a sin, moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in, itcant last 4eva, I no it's a shame, dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Sex is the game, love is a name, forget the name... Lets play the game.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the nformation... Or do you need a demonstration.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then U die, so fuck the world & lets get high!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Shes down on her knees, eager to please, wiv a throb of his nob in her gob, wiv a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Smoke a smoke not a butt fuck a virgin not a slut.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute - Short... Sweet and always cheap!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
The 3 miracles of a woman roduce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
The best anti-virus program for a computer is safe-sex. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The difference between erotic and perverted: Erotic = Caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp perverted = Do the same thing with a whole chicken.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
The first day we met, I wanted you in my bed. Today I'll know better, so I'll write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
There are 206 bones in your body! Would U like another?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 13 March 2025
Jewish calendar: 22 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 22 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 23 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Kasuga Matsuri (Japan)
• National Thai Elephant Day (Thailand)
• Arbor Day (New Mexico, USA)
• Kalmyk Poetry Day (Kalmykia, Russia)
• Burgsonndeg - Fire Festival (Luxembourg)
• Gospel Day (Penrhyn Island, Cook Islands)
• Pluto Day (Illinois, USA)
• Ear Muff Day (USA)
• Lafayette Ronald Hubbard Birthday (USA)
• K-9 Veterans Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Wishing you good friends, good times, and good cheer, our warmest wishes throughout the new year! Merry christmas and a happy new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Christmas is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Your birthday is a time to dream of a bright new future that brings into your life all the things you desire! Wishing you a very happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning

April fool jokes for sms messages

Sending you a good luck charm may riches shine on you good luck dear

Wishes texts for sms messages

My love, words however special... Could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes

Sweet texts for sms messages

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is forcing others to live as one wishes to live

Selfish texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart it's like a little flame every time I see you this flame lights up this flame is special 4 you bcoz I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

In new year may god... Would be your best friend, he loves you deeper, always bless on you, god always guide you & carry you... Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages