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Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Sex is like nokia - Connecting people like nike - Just do it like pepsi - Ask for more like samsung - Everyone is invated and like me - To good to be true!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its very good. When its bad, its still pretty good.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Sex is my fav. I do it regularly. Do it & feel gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll die with sex, s-sleep, e-eat, x-xercise, so do it everiday, gd for U.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sex is real evil, sex is a sin, moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in, itcant last 4eva, I no it's a shame, dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Sex is the game, love is a name, forget the name... Lets play the game.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the nformation... Or do you need a demonstration.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then U die, so fuck the world & lets get high!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Shes down on her knees, eager to please, wiv a throb of his nob in her gob, wiv a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Smoke a smoke not a butt fuck a virgin not a slut.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute - Short... Sweet and always cheap!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
The 3 miracles of a woman roduce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
The best anti-virus program for a computer is safe-sex. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The difference between erotic and perverted: Erotic = Caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp perverted = Do the same thing with a whole chicken.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
The first day we met, I wanted you in my bed. Today I'll know better, so I'll write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
There are 206 bones in your body! Would U like another?

Good porno sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 November 2022
Jewish calendar: 17 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 16 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 18 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People (United Nations)
• Mother's Day (Russia)
• Advent Sunday (Catholic Church)
• Liberation Day (Albania)
• Writers Day (Venezuela)
• Republic Day (Montenegro)
• Republic Day (Yugoslavia)
• Unity Day (Vanuatu)
• Dzheorguyba - Saint George's Day (South Ossetia)
• Russian Letter ''е'' Birthday (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Success is like your own shadow, if you try to catch then you will never succeed. Ignore it and walk in your own way. It will follow you

Good luck texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

Funny jokes for sms messages

Never ever try to examine friendship because friends are like diamonds when you hit them they don't break but may slip away from your life

Friendship texts for sms messages

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

You used to let me win when I was a kid. But don't think I would let you when you would grow old because I'm competitive. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

Cute texts for sms messages

I love the christmas tide, and yet I notice this, each year I live I always like the gifts I get but how I love the gifts I give

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I will remember him not as the one who broke my heart but as the one who taught me how to live with broken heart still... Love you swt heart

Break up texts for sms messages

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. - Abraham lincoln

April fool jokes for sms messages