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Sex texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about sex for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find sex sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation, a boy puts his location in a girls destination, do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration?

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Luv me tender, luv me sweet, rap ur lips around my meat, watch & smile, watch me grin, watch thecum drip down mychin!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Mary had a little bike, she rode it bak 2 front, all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in da backyard, wen she took her panties off, his wooly dick got hard!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Mary mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Money: Can buy a house, but not a home. Can buy a clock, but not time. Can buy sex, but not love. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Newsflash* tell all your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for? 1, no strings attached but for a limited period only! Its a bloody good deal!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Of all the babes ur my selection, please dont giv me a rejection, my teeth areclean for ur inspection, so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Old chinese proverb says 'Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to bangkok'.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Oral sexcan b so fine, wen U do a 69, U start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den ucum just like a river, den U lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 May 2024
Jewish calendar: 8 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 4 month 4412 year


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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, somebody

Love texts for sms messages

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions

Inspirational texts for sms messages

One day monday went totuesday to see wednesday and ask thursday wheather frday has told saturday that sunday is a fun day... Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check

Funny jokes for sms messages

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world. - John evelyn

Friendship texts for sms messages

You used to let me win when I was a kid. But don't think I would let you when you would grow old because I'm competitive. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around. - Buddy buie and J. R. Cobb, 'Rock bottom'

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages