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Sex texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about sex for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find sex sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation, a boy puts his location in a girls destination, do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration?

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Luv me tender, luv me sweet, rap ur lips around my meat, watch & smile, watch me grin, watch thecum drip down mychin!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Mary had a little bike, she rode it bak 2 front, all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in da backyard, wen she took her panties off, his wooly dick got hard!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Mary mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Money: Can buy a house, but not a home. Can buy a clock, but not time. Can buy sex, but not love. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Newsflash* tell all your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for? 1, no strings attached but for a limited period only! Its a bloody good deal!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Of all the babes ur my selection, please dont giv me a rejection, my teeth areclean for ur inspection, so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Old chinese proverb says 'Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to bangkok'.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Oral sexcan b so fine, wen U do a 69, U start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den ucum just like a river, den U lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 5 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 18 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 18 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 20 day 5 month 4412 year


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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you

Love texts for sms messages

I see you in every passing face

Love texts for sms messages

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran

Funny jokes for sms messages

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found

Funny jokes for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire

Flirt texts for sms messages

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile remember! The world is for you you are not for the world

Cute texts for sms messages

Every time we love, every time we give, it's christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages