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Sex texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about sex for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find sex sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation, a boy puts his location in a girls destination, do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration?

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Luv me tender, luv me sweet, rap ur lips around my meat, watch & smile, watch me grin, watch thecum drip down mychin!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Mary had a little bike, she rode it bak 2 front, all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in da backyard, wen she took her panties off, his wooly dick got hard!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Mary mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Money: Can buy a house, but not a home. Can buy a clock, but not time. Can buy sex, but not love. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Newsflash* tell all your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for? 1, no strings attached but for a limited period only! Its a bloody good deal!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Of all the babes ur my selection, please dont giv me a rejection, my teeth areclean for ur inspection, so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Old chinese proverb says 'Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to bangkok'.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Oral sexcan b so fine, wen U do a 69, U start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den ucum just like a river, den U lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 March 2023
Jewish calendar: 5 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade (United Nations)
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• Annunciation to the Blessed Virgin Mary (Catholic Church)
• Maryland Day (Maryland, USA)
• Lady Day (United Kingdom)
• Security Service Day (Ukraine)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life

Engagement texts for sms messages

May the glow of christmas, the spirit of christmas & the magic of christmas fill your heart all year long

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life

Wisdom texts for sms messages

We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Sad texts for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turn

Motivational texts for sms messages