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Sex texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about sex for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find sex sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation, a boy puts his location in a girls destination, do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration?

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Luv me tender, luv me sweet, rap ur lips around my meat, watch & smile, watch me grin, watch thecum drip down mychin!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Mary had a little bike, she rode it bak 2 front, all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in da backyard, wen she took her panties off, his wooly dick got hard!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Mary mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Money: Can buy a house, but not a home. Can buy a clock, but not time. Can buy sex, but not love. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Newsflash* tell all your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for? 1, no strings attached but for a limited period only! Its a bloody good deal!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Of all the babes ur my selection, please dont giv me a rejection, my teeth areclean for ur inspection, so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Old chinese proverb says 'Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to bangkok'.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Oral sexcan b so fine, wen U do a 69, U start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den ucum just like a river, den U lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 June 2021
Jewish calendar: 7 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Nativity of Saint John the Baptist (Catholic Church)
• Scottish Independence Day (Scotland)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Peru)
• Inti Raymi Festival (Peru)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Bolivia)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Bolivia)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Ecuador)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Ecuador)
• Independence Day (Moldova)
• Fisherman's Day (Mozambique)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Love texts for sms messages

Love is just like life, it is not always easy & does not always bring happiness. But when we do not stop living, then why should we stop loving

Love texts for sms messages

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. Diane ackerman

Love texts for sms messages

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it

Independence day greetings for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret

Funny jokes for sms messages

True friendship never ends

Friendship texts for sms messages

Friendship is a sheltering tree

Friendship texts for sms messages

You are the best dad of the world. Thanks for always being there. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

What do U give a train driver 4 christmas? Platform shoes

Christmas greetings for sms messages