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Sex texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about sex for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find sex sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation, a boy puts his location in a girls destination, do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration?

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Luv me tender, luv me sweet, rap ur lips around my meat, watch & smile, watch me grin, watch thecum drip down mychin!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were jack and gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Mary had a little bike, she rode it bak 2 front, all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph, its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in da backyard, wen she took her panties off, his wooly dick got hard!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Mary mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Money: Can buy a house, but not a home. Can buy a clock, but not time. Can buy sex, but not love. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Newsflash* tell all your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for? 1, no strings attached but for a limited period only! Its a bloody good deal!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Newsflash* the fa have just announced gary gliter the next englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Of all the babes ur my selection, please dont giv me a rejection, my teeth areclean for ur inspection, so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Old chinese proverb says 'Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to bangkok'.

Sex sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Oral sexcan b so fine, wen U do a 69, U start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den ucum just like a river, den U lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• English Language Day (United Nations)
• World Book and Copyright Day (United Nations)
• Independence Day (Conch Republic, USA)
• Psychologist Day (Ukraine)
• William Shakespeare Day (Ukraine)
• Valentines Day- The Day of the Rose - The Day of the Book (Spain)
• National Sovereignty Day (Turkey)
• Children's Day (Turkey)
• Yom Hazikaron - Fallen Soldiers Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Yom Ha'atzmaut - Israel Independence Day (Israel)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p

Funny jokes for sms messages

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it

Friendship texts for sms messages

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Friendship texts for sms messages

There may be a million things to smile about, but you're definitely my favorite one

Cute texts for sms messages

Hope you have the best of everything in your life. I hope you to be blessed with love, joy and happiness on the christmas. Have a merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it

Advice texts for sms messages

You're with her now and you're happy. I'm the one who's mopey and sappy

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you

Rude texts for sms messages