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Best sms sentences about sexual for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many sex texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about sex for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you are happy, I am too... If you are sad, I am too... And if you are horny, call me.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
If you want a little brother, kill your dad and fuck your mother.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Ill fuck you standing, I fuck you lying, if I had wings id fuck you flying, if you were dead, your not forgotten, ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I'm a bit shy... I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Im acool girl, in acool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
In days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like U were prevented.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Is it d whiskey dat makes U frisky. Is it d brandy dat makes U randy, is it d gin dat makes U slip in, is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
Jack & jill went 2 the dairy, jack popped out his big'n airy, jill said 'Wow wot a whopper let's go home & do it proper.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Kiss me and you will see stars - Love me and I will give them to you.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Lets play war! You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in deep shit!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard fuck it!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 14 February 2025
Jewish calendar: 25 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 24 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 26 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband look at him he kisses her all the time, can't you do that? Husband: I tried but she slapped me

Wife texts for sms messages

Saying that I will keep you in my mind and heart till its last beat. So please take care. My sweet heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When U luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything

Romantic texts for sms messages

I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Miss you texts for sms messages

To live is like to love - All reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - By samuel butler, life and love

Love texts for sms messages

In life luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when luv is real, it becomes ur plan for life and ur reason for living

Love texts for sms messages

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder

Graduation greetings for sms messages