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Best sms sentences about sexual for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many sex texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about sex for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you are happy, I am too... If you are sad, I am too... And if you are horny, call me.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
If you want a little brother, kill your dad and fuck your mother.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Ill fuck you standing, I fuck you lying, if I had wings id fuck you flying, if you were dead, your not forgotten, ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I'm a bit shy... I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Im acool girl, in acool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
In days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like U were prevented.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Is it d whiskey dat makes U frisky. Is it d brandy dat makes U randy, is it d gin dat makes U slip in, is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
Jack & jill went 2 the dairy, jack popped out his big'n airy, jill said 'Wow wot a whopper let's go home & do it proper.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Kiss me and you will see stars - Love me and I will give them to you.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Lets play war! You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in deep shit!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard fuck it!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.

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Gregorian calendar: 26 October 2020
Jewish calendar: 13 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 12 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 14 day 9 month 4412 year


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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are just like a bounty... A piece of paradise on earth

Flirt texts for sms messages

Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me

Cute texts for sms messages

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Birthdays are milestones throughout life

Birthday greetings for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away

Thank texts for sms messages

Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be jouyous till I sms again

Smile jokes for sms messages

The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time

Retirement texts for sms messages

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

Motivational texts for sms messages

You drive me crazy... Crazy is all right. - Dave matthews

Love texts for sms messages