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Best sms sentences about sexual for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many sex texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about sex for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you are happy, I am too... If you are sad, I am too... And if you are horny, call me.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
If you want a little brother, kill your dad and fuck your mother.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Ill fuck you standing, I fuck you lying, if I had wings id fuck you flying, if you were dead, your not forgotten, ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I'm a bit shy... I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Im acool girl, in acool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
In days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like U were prevented.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Is it d whiskey dat makes U frisky. Is it d brandy dat makes U randy, is it d gin dat makes U slip in, is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
Jack & jill went 2 the dairy, jack popped out his big'n airy, jill said 'Wow wot a whopper let's go home & do it proper.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Kiss me and you will see stars - Love me and I will give them to you.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Lets play war! You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in deep shit!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard fuck it!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 October 2019
Jewish calendar: 8 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 7 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 9 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Double Ninth Festival (China)
• Trafalgar Day (United Kingdom)
• International Day of the Nacho (Mexico)
• National Nurses Day (Thailand)
• Egyptian Naval Day (Egypt)
• Double Ninth Festival - Chung Yeung Festival (Hong Kong)
• Armed Forces Day (Honduras)
• Double Ninth Festival - Tet Trung Cuu (Vietnam)
• Hurricane Day Funafuti (Tuvalu)
• Revolution Day (Somalia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A woman can make happiness bloom all around them! Kudos to U, happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Thanks to thanksgiving day for giving us an opportunity to thank those who really mean something to us

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

When you smile it like a sunrise to me. And I want a daily sunrise in my life. So... So... So... So... So keep s*m*i*l*i*n*g

Smile jokes for sms messages

Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt

Motivational texts for sms messages

A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me - Oasis

Love texts for sms messages