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Best sms sentences about sexual for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many sex texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about sex for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you are happy, I am too... If you are sad, I am too... And if you are horny, call me.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
If you want a little brother, kill your dad and fuck your mother.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Ill fuck you standing, I fuck you lying, if I had wings id fuck you flying, if you were dead, your not forgotten, ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I'm a bit shy... I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Im acool girl, in acool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
In days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like U were prevented.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Is it d whiskey dat makes U frisky. Is it d brandy dat makes U randy, is it d gin dat makes U slip in, is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
Jack & jill went 2 the dairy, jack popped out his big'n airy, jill said 'Wow wot a whopper let's go home & do it proper.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Kiss me and you will see stars - Love me and I will give them to you.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Lets play war! You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in deep shit!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard fuck it!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 October 2024
Jewish calendar: 9 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 8 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 10 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Stuttering Awareness Day (International)
• Abu Simbel Sun Festival (Abu Simbel, Egypt)
• Russian Empire Day (Russia)
• White Cranes Festival (Russia)
• Jidai Matsuri (Kyoto, Japan)
• International Caps Lock Day (USA)
• National Nut Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

When christmas comes already yet. Mit presents large & sweet. The tings I like in mein stockings best. By jiminiy, are my feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. - John aughey

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Without crossing the worst situations, no one can touch the best corners of life. Dare to face anything in mysterious life

Sweet texts for sms messages

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out

Rude texts for sms messages

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated

Miss you texts for sms messages

T's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl

Love texts for sms messages