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Best sms sentences about sexual for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many sex texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about sex for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you are happy, I am too... If you are sad, I am too... And if you are horny, call me.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
If you want a little brother, kill your dad and fuck your mother.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Ill fuck you standing, I fuck you lying, if I had wings id fuck you flying, if you were dead, your not forgotten, ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
I'm a bit shy... I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Im acool girl, in acool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
In days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like U were prevented.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Is it d whiskey dat makes U frisky. Is it d brandy dat makes U randy, is it d gin dat makes U slip in, is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
Jack & jill went 2 the dairy, jack popped out his big'n airy, jill said 'Wow wot a whopper let's go home & do it proper.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Kiss me and you will see stars - Love me and I will give them to you.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me babe im vacinated!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... Then I thought where the fuck is my roof?

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Lets play war! You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in deep shit!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard fuck it!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Best sms quotes about sexual for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 22 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 22 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 24 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Australia)
• Constitution Day (Palau)
• Independence of the United Provinces of South America (Argentina)
• Tax Service Day (Kazakhstan)
• King Hassan II Day (Morocco)
• Diplomatic Service Day (Azerbaijan)
• Independence Day (South Sudan)
• Nunavut Day (Nunavut, Canada)
• Shab-e-Qadr (Shia Islam)
• Nuzool Quran (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your soul is like the vastest sea and mine a darting fish I lose myself within your love I live within your heart

Love texts for sms messages

Love reminds you that nothing else matters

Love texts for sms messages

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you

Love texts for sms messages

Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I am thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos

Funny jokes for sms messages

My friend should be... My madicine when I'm in pain, my letter when I'm far, my smile whan I'm sad, my handkerchef when I cry, my life when I die

Friendship texts for sms messages

This is a moon which learns from you, that is a sun which respects you, there are stars which shine for you, and here... It's me who live for you

Flirt texts for sms messages

It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world

Cute texts for sms messages

A special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love U I always will. U have filled a space no one can fill

Christmas greetings for sms messages