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Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.

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Hey! What happen 2 your hp? Tried calling alot of times. Everytime I dial your no, operator kept sayin 'The subscriber U calling is having sex, pls try later'.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin mecock, daclock struck 2, I dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!

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How 2 satisfy a woman;caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. How 2 satisfy a man - Blow job.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

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How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, humpty dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

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I do not have the muscles of stallone, I am not as handsome as brad pitt, I am not as strong as schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as lassie!

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I like your style. I like your class, but most of all I like your ass.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all. Love always, nutella.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

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I think I have bse on my penis... All women who experienced it go crazy!

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I want triplets, you want twins, lets get in bed and see who wins!

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I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

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I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 March 2023
Jewish calendar: 9 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Palm Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Daylight Saving Time Day (Europe)
• Legal Service Day (Russia)
• Octave of Easter - Low Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Domingo de Ramos (Peru)
• Youth Day (Taiwan)
• Lithuania's accession to NATO Day (Lithuania)
• Martyrs' Day (Madagascar)
• Financier Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, thinking of you father brings memories to mind, I love U so much. Happy fathers day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

May the glow of christmas, the spirit of christmas & the magic of christmas fill your heart all year long

Christmas greetings for sms messages

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Often v leave our appreciation unspoken! 2day we all say happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

You can crop me out of the pictures we took together, but you can never crop me out of the memories we shared

Sad texts for sms messages

Ramadan is the (Month) in which was sent down the quran, as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (Between right and wrong)

Ramadan greetings for sms messages

You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears

Miss you texts for sms messages

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me

Love texts for sms messages