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Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Hey! What happen 2 your hp? Tried calling alot of times. Everytime I dial your no, operator kept sayin 'The subscriber U calling is having sex, pls try later'.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin mecock, daclock struck 2, I dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
How 2 satisfy a woman;caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. How 2 satisfy a man - Blow job.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, humpty dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I do not have the muscles of stallone, I am not as handsome as brad pitt, I am not as strong as schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as lassie!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all I like your ass.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all. Love always, nutella.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I think I have bse on my penis... All women who experienced it go crazy!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
I want triplets, you want twins, lets get in bed and see who wins!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 11 December 2017
Jewish calendar: 29 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 28 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 1 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Mountain Day (United Nations)
• Statehood Day (Indiana, USA)
• Wafat of Muhammad (Shia Islam)
• Statute of Westminster Day (South Africa)
• International Day of Tango - National Tango Day (Buenos Aires, Argentina)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Selangor, Malaysia)
• Proclamation of the Republic Day (Burkina Faso)
• Human Rights and Peace Day (Kiribati)
• Martyrdom of Imam Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Pampanga Day (Pampanga Province, Philippines)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love is a diary that only one person writes but friendship is a public book where you study in library. So what do you prefer? A diary o a public book

Friendship texts for sms messages

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever

Flirt texts for sms messages

Wishing you the gladness of christmas, which is hope, the spirit of christmas, which is peace, the essence of christmas, which is love

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I will remember him not as the one who broke my heart but as the one who taught me how to live with broken heart still... Love you swt heart

Break up texts for sms messages

When I hear someone say 'Life is heard' I am tempted to ask 'Compared to what

Advice texts for sms messages

Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that suddenly I might find you standing at my side... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I know I've hurt U I didn't mean 2. I am soooooooooo sorry plz 4give me

Sorry texts for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Don't get disappointed whenever U fall, because only fallen leaves have the power to touch great heights when wind blows

Motivational texts for sms messages