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Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Hey! What happen 2 your hp? Tried calling alot of times. Everytime I dial your no, operator kept sayin 'The subscriber U calling is having sex, pls try later'.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin mecock, daclock struck 2, I dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
How 2 satisfy a woman;caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. How 2 satisfy a man - Blow job.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, humpty dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I do not have the muscles of stallone, I am not as handsome as brad pitt, I am not as strong as schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as lassie!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all I like your ass.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all. Love always, nutella.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I think I have bse on my penis... All women who experienced it go crazy!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
I want triplets, you want twins, lets get in bed and see who wins!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa.

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Gregorian calendar: 6 March 2025
Jewish calendar: 15 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 15 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 16 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Shushan Purim (Jewish)
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• Professional Sergeants Day (Ukraine)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere

Advice texts for sms messages

I thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everything

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste

Smile jokes for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

The love she has deep in her heart, always gives me a good jump start, she is the one who's love is true, thank U mom for being U

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

When the world around me goes insane, you are here to remind me that a few good things remain

Love texts for sms messages

Last night I asked my angel 2 watch over U... But it came soon. I asked: Why? It smiled and said: An angel doesnt watch over another angel

Love texts for sms messages

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages