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Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Hey! What happen 2 your hp? Tried calling alot of times. Everytime I dial your no, operator kept sayin 'The subscriber U calling is having sex, pls try later'.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin mecock, daclock struck 2, I dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
How 2 satisfy a woman;caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. How 2 satisfy a man - Blow job.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, humpty dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I do not have the muscles of stallone, I am not as handsome as brad pitt, I am not as strong as schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as lassie!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all I like your ass.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all. Love always, nutella.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I think I have bse on my penis... All women who experienced it go crazy!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
I want triplets, you want twins, lets get in bed and see who wins!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 5 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Criminal Police Operational and Investigative Information Center Foundation Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Belgium)
• National Day - Oath of the First King (Belgium)
• Racial Harmony Day (Singapore)
• Guam Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Summer Kazanskaya Day (Russia)
• Prokopiev day - Zazhinki - Zhatvennik (Ancient Slavs)
• Gospel Day (Mitiaro, Cook Islands)
• National Junk Food Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turn

Motivational texts for sms messages

You never realize how much you love someone until they're gone

Love texts for sms messages

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love texts for sms messages

An angel in disguise she was, but somehow you fell for her. Until she broke your heart that day, and left you in the rain, but still I love you'

Love texts for sms messages

My wishes are silent but true, every where they will follow you, luck is yours, wishes are mine, I wish your present & future will always shine

Greetings texts for sms messages

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva

Funny jokes for sms messages

What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Every man passes his life in the search after friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there

Easter greetings for sms messages

Christmas is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages