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Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Hey! What happen 2 your hp? Tried calling alot of times. Everytime I dial your no, operator kept sayin 'The subscriber U calling is having sex, pls try later'.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin mecock, daclock struck 2, I dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
How 2 satisfy a woman;caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. How 2 satisfy a man - Blow job.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, humpty dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I do not have the muscles of stallone, I am not as handsome as brad pitt, I am not as strong as schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as lassie!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all I like your ass.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all. Love always, nutella.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I think I have bse on my penis... All women who experienced it go crazy!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
I want triplets, you want twins, lets get in bed and see who wins!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 November 2024
Jewish calendar: 10 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 9 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 11 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• John F. Kennedys Assassination Day (USA)
• Psychologist Day (Russia)
• Feast of Christ the King (Catholic Church)
• Albanian Alphabet Day (Albania)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Johor, Malaysia)
• Albanian Alphabet Day (Macedonia)
• Bank Workers Day (Armenia)
• Justice Workers Day (Azerbaijan)
• Prosecution Workers Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Independence Day (Lebanon)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos

Funny jokes for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

This year, all I want is a gift bag filled with laughter & joy, with you. Merry christmas my dear

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it

Advice texts for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

An apology is a good way to have the last word

Sorry texts for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages