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Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Hey! What happen 2 your hp? Tried calling alot of times. Everytime I dial your no, operator kept sayin 'The subscriber U calling is having sex, pls try later'.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin mecock, daclock struck 2, I dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
How 2 satisfy a woman;caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. How 2 satisfy a man - Blow job.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because et went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, humpty dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
I do not have the muscles of stallone, I am not as handsome as brad pitt, I am not as strong as schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as lassie!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all I like your ass.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all. Love always, nutella.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I think I have bse on my penis... All women who experienced it go crazy!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
I want triplets, you want twins, lets get in bed and see who wins!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

Cool sex sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 April 2018
Jewish calendar: 7 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Intellectual Property Day (International)
• Confederate Memorial Day (Florida, USA)
• Confederate Memorial Day (Georgia, USA)
• Confederate Memorial Day (Texas, USA)
• Victims of Radiation Accidents and Catastrophes Remembrance Day (Ukraine)
• Radiation Accidents and Catastrophes Memorial Day (Russia)
• Radiation Accidents and Catastrophes Liquidators Day (Russia)
• National Heroes Day (Mari El, Russia)
• Day of Remembrance of the Chernobyl Tragedy (Belarus)
• Frontier Guard Day (Armenia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole

Funny jokes for sms messages

Never try alone to take the weight of a tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes. Always remember a friend is here to share

Friendship texts for sms messages

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U

Flirt texts for sms messages

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already know

Cute texts for sms messages

Hearts are not had as a gift, but hearts are earned

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Have a happy anniversary the day that's filled with fun and remember the day that you two became one

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know what... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced

Sorry texts for sms messages

Allow me to whisper. No matter who I am thinking, my heart will always and only stunned to you. Never forget me you are the best

Romantic texts for sms messages

Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turn

Motivational texts for sms messages