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Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning... You have now become unnecessary.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Cat & rooster walkin near d pool, cat falls in the pool, rooster starts laughin, moral of d story?.. Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Conficius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
D boys say I luv U, U beleve its true, 9months l8r he says to hell wiv U, d baby is a bastard, d mother is a whore, nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Do U know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex?.. No?.. Bungler!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?.. For the mussels need to be able to open.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Do you wan't fun do you wan't sex don't forget durex.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please... I really need the money!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when god comes running to her and shouts: Eva eva stop, I won't get the smell of the fish.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Five bad things 2 say 2 a naked guy 1)so dis explains urcar! 2)but still work, right? 3)r ucold? 4)shood I get a pump? 5)so I guess dis makes me d early bird!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Five reasons not 2 b a penis 1)ur bald ur entire life 2)both ur naybors r nutz 3)an arsehole lives b'hind U 4)ur bestm8s acunt 5)wen xcited U throw up den faint!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 26 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 26 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Day (Minorca, Spain)
• Patras Carnival (Greece)
• Death of Khwaja Sirajuddin Naqshbandi (Sufism)
• Death of Abu Talib ibn Abdul Muttalib (Islam)
• Southland Day (Southland, New Zealand)
• Antonovden (Bulgaria)
• Death of Mzee Laurent Desire Kabila (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
• National Hot Buttered Rum Day (USA)
• Kid Inventors' Day (USA)
• Cable Car Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life

Smile jokes for sms messages

The taste of oranges the walk in frost the golden sunlight the beauty of autumn colors the magic of wet red leaves 'Happy first rain of winter'

Rainy day texts for sms messages

If you think missing me is hard, then you should try missing you

Miss you texts for sms messages

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special

Love texts for sms messages

I could never love where I could not respect

Love texts for sms messages

Red for prosperity. Green for happiness blue for longitivity orange for progress pink for friendship. May you be blessed with all shades of holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Funny jokes for sms messages

Whenever I think of the blessings god has given me, my thoughts turn to you and all of the ways your friendship has touched my life

Friendship texts for sms messages

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile remember! The world is for you you are not for the world

Cute texts for sms messages