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Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning... You have now become unnecessary.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Cat & rooster walkin near d pool, cat falls in the pool, rooster starts laughin, moral of d story?.. Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Conficius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
D boys say I luv U, U beleve its true, 9months l8r he says to hell wiv U, d baby is a bastard, d mother is a whore, nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Do U know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex?.. No?.. Bungler!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?.. For the mussels need to be able to open.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Do you wan't fun do you wan't sex don't forget durex.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please... I really need the money!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when god comes running to her and shouts: Eva eva stop, I won't get the smell of the fish.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Five bad things 2 say 2 a naked guy 1)so dis explains urcar! 2)but still work, right? 3)r ucold? 4)shood I get a pump? 5)so I guess dis makes me d early bird!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Five reasons not 2 b a penis 1)ur bald ur entire life 2)both ur naybors r nutz 3)an arsehole lives b'hind U 4)ur bestm8s acunt 5)wen xcited U throw up den faint!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 October 2020
Jewish calendar: 12 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 11 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 13 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• European Day of Civil Justice (Europe)
• Constitution Day (Lithuania)
• Daylight Saving Time Day Ends (Europe)
• Reformation Sunday (USA)
• Automobilist Day (Ukraine)
• Marketer Day (Ukraine)
• Karachay Genocide Memorial Day (Russia)
• Road and Urban Transport Workers Day (Russia)
• Customs Day (Russia)
• Yitzhak Rabin's Remembrance Day (Israel)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me

Flirt texts for sms messages

Only in souls the christ is brought to birth, and there he lives and dies. - Alfred noyes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A woman can make happiness bloom all around them! Kudos to U, happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom

Thank texts for sms messages

Your eyes, your smile your touch, your kiss your promise, your words our everlasting bliss

Romantic texts for sms messages

One boy to another, what did you do on mother's day? 2nd boy, I tried to help few girls to become a mother

Naughty texts for sms messages

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: 'Yes dear'

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

A sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you! Kisses

Love texts for sms messages