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Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning... You have now become unnecessary.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Cat & rooster walkin near d pool, cat falls in the pool, rooster starts laughin, moral of d story?.. Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Conficius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
D boys say I luv U, U beleve its true, 9months l8r he says to hell wiv U, d baby is a bastard, d mother is a whore, nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Do U know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex?.. No?.. Bungler!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?.. For the mussels need to be able to open.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Do you wan't fun do you wan't sex don't forget durex.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please... I really need the money!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when god comes running to her and shouts: Eva eva stop, I won't get the smell of the fish.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Five bad things 2 say 2 a naked guy 1)so dis explains urcar! 2)but still work, right? 3)r ucold? 4)shood I get a pump? 5)so I guess dis makes me d early bird!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Five reasons not 2 b a penis 1)ur bald ur entire life 2)both ur naybors r nutz 3)an arsehole lives b'hind U 4)ur bestm8s acunt 5)wen xcited U throw up den faint!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for Biological Diversity (United Nations)
• National Maritime Day (USA)
• Republic Day (Sri Lanka)
• Reformation Commemoration Day (Indonesia)
• National Sovereignty Day (Haiti)
• Unity Day - Unification of North and South Yemen (Yemen)
• Abolition Day (Martinique)
• Wave-Gotik-Treffen (Leipzig, Germany)
• Birth of Imam Hussein ibn Ali (Shia Islam)
• Nicholas Day (Ancient Slavs)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

My wishes are silent but true, every where they will follow you, luck is yours, wishes are mine, I wish your present & future will always shine

Greetings texts for sms messages

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best

Funny jokes for sms messages

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

This is a moon which learns from you, that is a sun which respects you, there are stars which shine for you, and here... It's me who live for you

Flirt texts for sms messages

X'mas is love... X'mas is dedication... X'mas is happiness... Happy x'mas to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers

Christmas greetings for sms messages

By the time you realise the value of people around you. It might be the time for them to leave you. So, never miss a chance to say, I care for you

Break up texts for sms messages

It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad

Advice texts for sms messages

Great are those who give and help others but greater are those who say thanks in return. Happy thanksgiving day to all

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Sad texts for sms messages

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows

New year greetings for sms messages