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Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning... You have now become unnecessary.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Cat & rooster walkin near d pool, cat falls in the pool, rooster starts laughin, moral of d story?.. Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Conficius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
D boys say I luv U, U beleve its true, 9months l8r he says to hell wiv U, d baby is a bastard, d mother is a whore, nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Do U know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex?.. No?.. Bungler!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?.. For the mussels need to be able to open.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Do you wan't fun do you wan't sex don't forget durex.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please... I really need the money!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when god comes running to her and shouts: Eva eva stop, I won't get the smell of the fish.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
Farmer joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? Coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag.

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Five bad things 2 say 2 a naked guy 1)so dis explains urcar! 2)but still work, right? 3)r ucold? 4)shood I get a pump? 5)so I guess dis makes me d early bird!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Five reasons not 2 b a penis 1)ur bald ur entire life 2)both ur naybors r nutz 3)an arsehole lives b'hind U 4)ur bestm8s acunt 5)wen xcited U throw up den faint!

Well texts about adult for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 14 May 2025
Jewish calendar: 25 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 25 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 26 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Feast of the Ascension (Western Christianity)
• Stars and Stripes Forever Day (USA)
• Father's Day (Germany)
• Freelancer Day (Russia)
• Independence Declaration Day (Paraguay)
• Ambartsum - Ascension Day (Armenia)
• National Unification Day (Liberia)
• Martyrdom of Imam Musa-e-Kazim (Shia Islam)
• Izumo-Taisha Grand Shrine Festival (Japan)
• Queen Tamara Feast Day (Georgia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age... You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile

Funny jokes for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

A father means so many things... An understanding heart, a source of strength & support right from the very start. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Hope you have the best of everything in your life. I hope you to be blessed with love, joy and happiness on the christmas. Have a merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart it's like a little flame every time I see you this flame lights up this flame is special 4 you bcoz I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

If you want to enjoy anything, always think today is the first day but if you want to achieve anything always think 2day is the last day

Motivational texts for sms messages