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A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll!

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A guycall into work and says: Boss ican´tcome to work to day, i´m sick. Boss asks: How sick are you? The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

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A man woz arranged 2 b married! He had achoice of 3 women! 1st woz a rich docter, 2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! Who did he pick? The 1 wiv big tits!

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A mans ocupation is to stick hiscockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if U want a demonstation plz lie down!

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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge some exercise!

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A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says 'Can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die? ' So a man takes off his clothes & says 'Iron these'!

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A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs, breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

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Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in! Moral of the story? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!

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Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!

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At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms.

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Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!

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Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table, lick dcunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing, den let it rip into her bum!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 October 2021
Jewish calendar: 11 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 10 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 12 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Development Information Day (United Nations)
• United Nations Day (United Nations)
• Day of Ashura (Islam)
• Special Forces Day (Russia)
• Ashura of Imam Hussain (Shia Islam)
• Yitzhak Rabin's Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Azad Kashmir Day - Free Kashmir Day (Pakistan)
• State Ruler's Birthday (Pahang, Malaysia)
• Suez Day - Popular Resistance Day (Egypt)
• Diplomatic Service Workers Day (Kyrgyzstan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, thinking of you father brings memories to mind, I love U so much. Happy fathers day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did

Wife texts for sms messages

How can I begin to say i`m sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me. I'm sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

If not other than our common ground to meet, let me remember the anonymous, for once at least, beyond the patriotic floats display on a republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

I no U think dat U broke my heart but I knew ur game rite from da start. I saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on U

Miss you texts for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

Did my heart love till now? Forswear it sight, for I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. - Romeo, romeo and juliet by william shakespeare

Love texts for sms messages

Wonderful air! Beautiful moon! Shining stars! Excellent dream! Day all are waiting in ur door with me to say good night... Sweet dreams

Good night texts for sms messages