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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge some exercise!

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A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says 'Can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die? ' So a man takes off his clothes & says 'Iron these'!

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A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs, breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

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Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in! Moral of the story? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!

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Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!

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Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Palm Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Daylight Saving Time Day (Europe)
• Legal Service Day (Russia)
• Octave of Easter - Low Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Domingo de Ramos (Peru)
• Youth Day (Taiwan)
• Lithuania's accession to NATO Day (Lithuania)
• Martyrs' Day (Madagascar)
• Financier Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A friend that really cares! All my secrets I can share! There when I need a hand! There to understand

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wishing you a blessed month of christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Your birthday is a time to dream of a bright new future that brings into your life all the things you desire! Wishing you a very happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Wishing you a day, soft as silk. White as milk. Sweet as honey and full of money. May all your dreams come true. Advance happy birth day

Wishes texts for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Sweet texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on U what you make from them a wall or a bridge

Motivational texts for sms messages

What is love? L for land of sorrow. O for ocean of tears. V for velley of death. E for end of life

Love texts for sms messages

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Love texts for sms messages

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better

Inspirational texts for sms messages