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A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll!

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A guycall into work and says: Boss ican´tcome to work to day, i´m sick. Boss asks: How sick are you? The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

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A man woz arranged 2 b married! He had achoice of 3 women! 1st woz a rich docter, 2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! Who did he pick? The 1 wiv big tits!

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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge some exercise!

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A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says 'Can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die? ' So a man takes off his clothes & says 'Iron these'!

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A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs, breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

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Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in! Moral of the story? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!

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Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!

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Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 March 2019
Jewish calendar: 3 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Meteorological Day (International)
• Hydrometeorological Service Day (Russia)
• Republic Day (Pakistan)
• Day of the Sea (Bolivia)
• Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Hungary)
• Day of Hungarian-Polish Friendship (Poland)
• Appraiser Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Quarters and Operational Support Workers of the Armed Forces Day (Ukraine)
• Legal Knowledge Day (Russia)
• Otago Province Day (Otago, New Zealand)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

On your engagement my warm wishes for a lifetime of joy and togetherness

Engagement texts for sms messages

Christmas brings such a time of love each tender heart holds so much of unselfishness thrives, trust is strong the purpose to give, send love along

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that suddenly I might find you standing at my side... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life

Smile jokes for sms messages

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows

New year greetings for sms messages

Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you

Love texts for sms messages

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

Love texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages