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A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!

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A guycall into work and says: Boss ican´tcome to work to day, i´m sick. Boss asks: How sick are you? The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

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A man woz arranged 2 b married! He had achoice of 3 women! 1st woz a rich docter, 2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! Who did he pick? The 1 wiv big tits!

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A mans ocupation is to stick hiscockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if U want a demonstation plz lie down!

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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge some exercise!

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A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says 'Can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 I die? ' So a man takes off his clothes & says 'Iron these'!

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A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs, breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

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Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in! Moral of the story? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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American students say... People who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their sms messages with their right hand.

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Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!

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Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!

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At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms.

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Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!

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Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table, lick dcunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing, den let it rip into her bum!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 8 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• National Day of Healing (Australia)
• National Sorry Day (Australia)
• Independence Day (Georgia)
• Mother's Day (Poland)
• Lawyers Day (Tajikistan)
• Independence Day (Guyana)
• Birth of Qasim ibn Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Sardarapat Victory Day (Armenia)
• Grandmother Day (Udmurtia, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You can't change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future

Inspirational texts for sms messages

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again

Good bye texts for sms messages

Whenever I think of the blessings god has given me, my thoughts turn to you and all of the ways your friendship has touched my life

Friendship texts for sms messages

A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother

Friendship texts for sms messages

Doctor's prescription 4 U. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when U r free

Cute texts for sms messages

I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on you

Break up texts for sms messages

The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man

Women day greetings for sms messages

A child is the greatest gift that our lives can bestow. It brings the most exquisite joy that we will ever know

Thank texts for sms messages

The smallest word is i, the sweetest word is love and the dearest person in the world is U. Thats why I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

The winners of life's game aren't those who have never tasted failure but those who have tasted failure again and again but never give up

Motivational texts for sms messages