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Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
There was a young girl from wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
There was a young girlcalled heather, whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
There was an old man from gosham, who got out his bollocks to wash'em, his wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back, I'll stand on the bastards and squash em! (New).

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
This is acock sucker detector please blow in the phone... Scanning... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath... Cock sucker!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
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Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Three advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock: 1 - Ucan play wiv ur money, 2 - Ucan see ur money grow 3 - Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
U no ur gettin old if 1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long 2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss 3)the only way U get a 69 is playin bingo.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
U've got sex appeal... U've got intelligence... U've got class... U got da face, U got da body... I got the wrong number... Sorry.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? Her feet.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did eva shout when she wanted to have sex?.. Adam where are you!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? Don't know they never met!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
What do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you... You runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
What does position 68 mean... You are doing me and I owe you one!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
What is de maximum speed during sex?.. 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What is the difference between a man and a dildo?.. A man is a real prick!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 December 2018
Jewish calendar: 5 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 5 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 7 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Pan American Aviation Day (USA)
• Wright Brothers Day (USA)
• Belarusian Cinema Day (Belarus)
• Death anniversary of Simon Bolivar (Venezuela)
• National Day (Bhutan)
• International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers (International)
• State Executive Service Day (Ukraine)
• National Courier Service Workers Day (Russia)
• Strategic Missile Forces Day (Russia)
• Wafat of Janab-e-Masooma-e-Qum (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true

Good night texts for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock

Funny jokes for sms messages

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke'

Funny jokes for sms messages

Never try alone to take the weight of a tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes. Always remember a friend is here to share

Friendship texts for sms messages

Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands

Flirt texts for sms messages

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

Engagement texts for sms messages

Wishing you a blessed month of christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages