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Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
There was a young girl from wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
There was a young girlcalled heather, whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
There was an old man from gosham, who got out his bollocks to wash'em, his wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back, I'll stand on the bastards and squash em! (New).

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
This is acock sucker detector please blow in the phone... Scanning... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath... Cock sucker!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting... Beep 6 5 4 3... Beep 2 1... Sorry no penis found!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Three advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock: 1 - Ucan play wiv ur money, 2 - Ucan see ur money grow 3 - Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
U no ur gettin old if 1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long 2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss 3)the only way U get a 69 is playin bingo.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
U've got sex appeal... U've got intelligence... U've got class... U got da face, U got da body... I got the wrong number... Sorry.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? Her feet.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did eva shout when she wanted to have sex?.. Adam where are you!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? Don't know they never met!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
What do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you... You runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
What does position 68 mean... You are doing me and I owe you one!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
What is de maximum speed during sex?.. 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What is the difference between a man and a dildo?.. A man is a real prick!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop.

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Gregorian calendar: 21 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 9 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 9 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Tenth of Tevet Fast - Tsom Asarah b-Tevet (Jewish)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

Where there is no imagination there is no horror

Halloween texts for sms messages

There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you, just reach deep into yourself. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love

Funny jokes for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality

Friendship texts for sms messages

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - They never say good-bye

Friendship texts for sms messages

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end

Friendship texts for sms messages

I think you are very careless! You come & leave things behind! See now what U have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

Flirt texts for sms messages

The easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beginning of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy easter to my best friend

Easter greetings for sms messages