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Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №141 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
There was a young girl from wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
There was a young girlcalled heather, whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
There was an old man from gosham, who got out his bollocks to wash'em, his wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back, I'll stand on the bastards and squash em! (New).

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
This is acock sucker detector please blow in the phone... Scanning... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath... Cock sucker!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting... Beep 6 5 4 3... Beep 2 1... Sorry no penis found!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Three advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock: 1 - Ucan play wiv ur money, 2 - Ucan see ur money grow 3 - Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
U no ur gettin old if 1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long 2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss 3)the only way U get a 69 is playin bingo.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
U've got sex appeal... U've got intelligence... U've got class... U got da face, U got da body... I got the wrong number... Sorry.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? Her feet.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
What did eva shout when she wanted to have sex?.. Adam where are you!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? Don't know they never met!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
What do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you... You runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth.

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
What does position 68 mean... You are doing me and I owe you one!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
What is de maximum speed during sex?.. 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
What is the difference between a man and a dildo?.. A man is a real prick!

Sex texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop.

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Gregorian calendar: 24 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 9 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (International)
• Constitution Day (Georgia)
• Independence Day (Ukraine)
• National Flag Day (Kazakhstan)
• Internal Forces Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Parks Day (Costa Rica)
• Flag Day (Liberia)
• Pyartli Day (Estonia)
• Feast of Saint Bartholomew (Catholic Church)
• National Knife Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Everything I've longed for you've made my dreams come true. But the greatest gift of all is being loved by you with love on valentines day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Saying that I will keep you in my mind and heart till its last beat. So please take care. My sweet heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing

Smile jokes for sms messages

The smallest word is i, the sweetest word is love and the dearest person in the world is U. Thats why I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Other might have forgotten, but never can i, the flag of my country furls very high, happy independence day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet

Naughty texts for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: 'Yes dear'

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me

Love texts for sms messages

Love reminds you that nothing else matters

Love texts for sms messages