What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran
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Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness
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Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor
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Be like the moon so simple yet so attractive so enlightening yet so cool so moving yet so still so quite yet so popular, so romantic yet so single
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Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi
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Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile
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He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt
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The hottest love has the coldest end
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