A child is the greatest gift that our lives can bestow. It brings the most exquisite joy that we will ever know
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You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough
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True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man
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Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion
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Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't
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Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths
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Love at first sight is cured by the second look
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Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste
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If they say 'Good looks could kill', then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die
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