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Funny texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny text for sms - Sms message text №601 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №602 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №603 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №604 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №605 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №606 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What's the diff between a rottwieler and a poodle? If rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №607 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What's the difference between a man and E. T? - E. T. Phoned home.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №608 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
What's the difference between margaret thatcher and edwina currie? One fucked the miners, the other fucked the majors.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №609 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №610 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №611 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Whats wrong with ur mobile I m trying to calling U. But operator replys. 'Welcome to the jungle, the monkey U r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №612 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №613 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When do you know you are in love... You know you are in love when you start looking for the cheapest mobile plan.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №614 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №615 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
When I die don't write 'R. I. P' on my grave write 'B. R. B'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №616 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №617 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to god that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №618 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №619 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 October 2021
Jewish calendar: 15 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 14 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 16 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Animation Day (International)
• Liberation from Fascist Aggressors Day (Ukraine)
• Youth Pledge Day (Indonesia)
• Ochi Day - Greek National Day (Greece)
• Day of the Establishment of an Independent of Czechoslovakia (Czech Republic)
• Day of the Establishment of an Independent of Czechoslovakia (Slovakia)
• Army Aviation Foundation Day (Russia)
• Geelong Cup Day (Australia)
• Ochi Day - Greek National Day (Cyprus)
• Prefectural Earthquake Disaster Prevention Day (Gifu, Japan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

True friends are not those who make your problems disappear, but those who won't be disappeared when you are facing problems

Friendship texts for sms messages

The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you

Sad texts for sms messages

Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor

Funny jokes for sms messages

When all else is lost, the future still remains

Thank texts for sms messages

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Happy women's day-wishing you a day thats just like you! Really special

Women day greetings for sms messages

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Love is a scary thing give from god so every person might treasure it give importance in everything we have

Love texts for sms messages

Let's forget sadness and enjoy the moments of happiness just because it's christmas happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages