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Funny texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny text for sms - Sms message text №601 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №602 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №603 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №604 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №605 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №606 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What's the diff between a rottwieler and a poodle? If rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №607 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What's the difference between a man and E. T? - E. T. Phoned home.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №608 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
What's the difference between margaret thatcher and edwina currie? One fucked the miners, the other fucked the majors.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №609 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №610 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №611 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Whats wrong with ur mobile I m trying to calling U. But operator replys. 'Welcome to the jungle, the monkey U r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №612 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №613 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When do you know you are in love... You know you are in love when you start looking for the cheapest mobile plan.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №614 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №615 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
When I die don't write 'R. I. P' on my grave write 'B. R. B'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №616 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №617 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to god that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №618 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №619 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms letter - Premium funny sms texts read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some well comic sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 10 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Dance Day (International)
• Day of Remembrance for all Victims of Chemical Warfare (United Nations)
• Ukrainian Black Sea Fleet Birthday (Ukraine)
• Showa Day (Japan)
• International Guide Dog Day (Global)
• Ukrainian Football Day (Ukraine)
• Birth of Imam Mohammad Taqi (Shia Islam)
• Animals Day (Argentina)
• Ninth Day of Ridvan (Bahai Faith)
• Nine Martyrs of Cyzicus Day (Orthodox)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages

To all women's you r gorgeousyou are beautiful you r smart you can lead the world enjyoy the pleasure of being a lady happy women's day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending

Love texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Love is just like life, it is not always easy & does not always bring happiness. But when we do not stop living, then why should we stop loving

Love texts for sms messages

May love be in your life may hope be in your heart may peace be in our world. Wishing ur family all the jingly, jolly joys of christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. - By sam keen

Love texts for sms messages

May the love and happiness be with you all the year through and always. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your future

Motivational texts for sms messages

Hold 10 roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, u'll see 11 roses & among them, the most beautiful rose in the world is U my dear friend

Friendship texts for sms messages