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Funny texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny text for sms - Sms message text №601 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №602 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №603 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №604 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №605 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №606 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What's the diff between a rottwieler and a poodle? If rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №607 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What's the difference between a man and E. T? - E. T. Phoned home.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №608 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
What's the difference between margaret thatcher and edwina currie? One fucked the miners, the other fucked the majors.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №609 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №610 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №611 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Whats wrong with ur mobile I m trying to calling U. But operator replys. 'Welcome to the jungle, the monkey U r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №612 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №613 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When do you know you are in love... You know you are in love when you start looking for the cheapest mobile plan.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №614 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №615 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
When I die don't write 'R. I. P' on my grave write 'B. R. B'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №616 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №617 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to god that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №618 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №619 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 8 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Business Day (Russia)
• National Day of Healing (Australia)
• National Sorry Day (Australia)
• Independence Day (Georgia)
• Mother's Day (Poland)
• Lawyers Day (Tajikistan)
• Independence Day (Guyana)
• Birth of Qasim ibn Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Sardarapat Victory Day (Armenia)
• Grandmother Day (Udmurtia, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Love texts for sms messages

A christmas shopper's complaint is one of long standing

Christmas greetings for sms messages

There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so

Love texts for sms messages

The rose speak of love silently, in a language known only to the heart

Cute texts for sms messages

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected

Miss you texts for sms messages

A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one

Friendship texts for sms messages

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain

Rainy day texts for sms messages

This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Sad texts for sms messages

She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum

Funny jokes for sms messages