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Funny texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny text for sms - Sms message text №601 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №602 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №603 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №604 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №605 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №606 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What's the diff between a rottwieler and a poodle? If rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №607 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What's the difference between a man and E. T? - E. T. Phoned home.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №608 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
What's the difference between margaret thatcher and edwina currie? One fucked the miners, the other fucked the majors.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №609 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №610 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №611 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Whats wrong with ur mobile I m trying to calling U. But operator replys. 'Welcome to the jungle, the monkey U r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №612 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №613 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When do you know you are in love... You know you are in love when you start looking for the cheapest mobile plan.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №614 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №615 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
When I die don't write 'R. I. P' on my grave write 'B. R. B'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №616 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №617 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to god that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №618 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №619 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms letter - Premium funny sms texts read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some well comic sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 June 2019
Jewish calendar: 4 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Humanist Day (International)
• World Music Day (International)
• Father's Day (USA)
• Statehood Day (New Hampshire, USA)
• National Aboriginal Day (Canada)
• Father's Day (Canada)
• Medical Worker Day (Ukraine)
• Medical Worker Day (Russia)
• Cynologist Department of Interior Ministry Day (Russia)
• Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival (France)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

When one door of happiness closes, another opens - But often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us

Motivational texts for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is a beautiful dream

Romantic texts for sms messages

Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion

Sweet texts for sms messages

There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires effortless sleep. Whereas, aim requires sleepless efforts

Good luck texts for sms messages

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

Wife texts for sms messages

You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it

Inspirational texts for sms messages