Canada phone codes
Canada phone codes of cities starting with j

Living the way you want is not selfish. Expecting others to live the way you want them to is

Selfish texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

When christmas comes already yet. Mit presents large & sweet. The tings I like in mein stockings best. By jiminiy, are my feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Love sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better. Bed the best place to think of memories which put U to sleep, telling U goodnite

Good night texts for sms messages

Let your joy scream across the pain. - Ezbeth wilder

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turn

Motivational texts for sms messages

Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor

Funny jokes for sms messages

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job

April fool jokes for sms messages

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney dangerfield

Marriage greetings for sms messages