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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?.. They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

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What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 July 2024
Jewish calendar: 11 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day After the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• National Sleepy Head Day (Finland)
• Victory Day - Fatherland Liberation War Day (Northern Korea)
• Remembrance Day - Day for Martyrs and Wounded Soldiers (Vietnam)
• Martyrs and Invalids Day (Vietnam)
• Battle of Hunayn Day (Islam)
• Ghaibat-e-Kubra-e-Imam-e-Zaman - Start of the Greater Occultation Day (Shia Islam)
• Iglesia Ni Cristo Day (Philippines)
• Jose Celso Barbosa Day (Puerto Rico)
• Shiite Rebellion Day (Iraq)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Living the way you want is not selfish. Expecting others to live the way you want them to is

Selfish texts for sms messages

Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrella

Romantic texts for sms messages

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turn

Motivational texts for sms messages

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected

Miss you texts for sms messages

It's ur wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a gud time

Marriage greetings for sms messages

We miss someone only for two reasons: The person is in your heart or either you wanted to be in that person's heat

Love texts for sms messages

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you

Love texts for sms messages

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give - Which is everything

Love texts for sms messages