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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?.. They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

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What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Wots da closest thing to a womans period? Ur salary! It cums once a month. Lasts about 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your soul is like the vastest sea and mine a darting fish I lose myself within your love I live within your heart

Love texts for sms messages

To live is like to love - All reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - By samuel butler, life and love

Love texts for sms messages

Monsoon's rain or summer's heat, your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear, what is sweet? Is that you or your heart beat

Love texts for sms messages

It takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & U

Love texts for sms messages

I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will

Love texts for sms messages

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition

Love texts for sms messages

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown

Insult texts for sms messages

You've graduated... Its' time for you to: - Live it up - To smile - Take a bow and time for me to say... Congrats! Way to go and wow

Greetings texts for sms messages

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again

Good bye texts for sms messages