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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 22 October 2024

Jewish calendar: 9 Cheshvan 5776

Islamic calendar: 8 Muharram 1437

Chinese calendar: 10 day 9 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• International Stuttering Awareness Day (International)

• Abu Simbel Sun Festival (Abu Simbel, Egypt)

• Russian Empire Day (Russia)

• White Cranes Festival (Russia)

• Jidai Matsuri (Kyoto, Japan)

• International Caps Lock Day (USA)

• National Nut Day (USA)

Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A friend is one who sees your first drop of tear, catches the second, stops the third & turns the fourth into a smile! My friend always keep smiling

Friendship texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Wishing you the gladness of christmas, which is hope, the spirit of christmas, which is peace, the essence of christmas, which is love

Christmas greetings for sms messages

How to cats greet each other at christmas? 'A furry merry christmas & happy new year'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Let your joy scream across the pain. - Ezbeth wilder

Broken heart texts for sms messages

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, I'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the eye specialist

April fool jokes for sms messages

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere

Advice texts for sms messages

Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up

Wisdom texts for sms messages

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