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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?.. They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

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What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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What you never want to hear while having good sex?.. 'Honey, I am home'!

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Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Wots da closest thing to a womans period? Ur salary! It cums once a month. Lasts about 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 January 2022
Jewish calendar: 29 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 12 month 4411 year


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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom

Thank texts for sms messages

And all the winds go sighing, for sweet things dying

Sweet texts for sms messages

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean

Sad texts for sms messages

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical

Romantic texts for sms messages

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income

Retirement texts for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant

Motivational texts for sms messages

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging U why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave U when U dont shine

Miss you texts for sms messages

A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'

Marriage greetings for sms messages