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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?.. They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

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What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 December 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 6 day 11 month 4412 year


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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I could have 1 wish: D only thing I'd wish 4 is 2 be in the form of soap bubbles so I'd flow all over your body! Goodmorning 2 U

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You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p

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True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

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Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration

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Dear father, you are my life, you are my heart. You mean the world to me. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me

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