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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?.. They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

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What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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What you never want to hear while having good sex?.. 'Honey, I am home'!

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Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Wots da closest thing to a womans period? Ur salary! It cums once a month. Lasts about 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 11 April 2021
Jewish calendar: 22 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 21 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 23 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Liberation Day (Uganda)
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• North Indigenous Peoples Day (Khanty-Mansiysk, Russia)
• Holy Saturday (Orthodox)
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• International Day of Liberation of Prisoners of Nazi Concentration Camps (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies

Friendship texts for sms messages

Flirting is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their cv. Despite having years of experiences and number of references

Flirt texts for sms messages

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers

Engagement texts for sms messages

X'mas is love... X'mas is dedication... X'mas is happiness... Happy x'mas to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me that they love me... Wanna know why? So that I wont waste my time believing their sweetest lies

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Why do you think I sms you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love U? Or I need you? No! It's because, I need a person for just time pass

April fool jokes for sms messages

Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them

Advice texts for sms messages