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What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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What you never want to hear while having good sex?.. 'Honey, I am home'!

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Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Wots da closest thing to a womans period? Ur salary! It cums once a month. Lasts about 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 30 May 2023

Jewish calendar: 12 Sivan 5775

Islamic calendar: 11 Sha'ban 1436

Chinese calendar: 13 day 4 month 4412 year

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings

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• Saint Joan of Arc Day (France)

• Canary Islands Day (Canary Islands, Spain)

• Rose festival (Karlovo, Bulgaria)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Look at the sun you will feel the power of god look at the moon you will feel the beauty of god. Look at the mirror you will feel the love of god

Love texts for sms messages

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you for the rest of my life

Love texts for sms messages

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet

Love texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

Auspicious red, sun kissed gold, soothing silver, pretty purple, blissful blue, forever green, I wish U and all family members the most colorful holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much

Good night texts for sms messages

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good luck

Good luck texts for sms messages

Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor

Funny jokes for sms messages

I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day

Funny jokes for sms messages

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together

Friendship texts for sms messages

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