Good


‍
‍
‍
‍

terrific sms quotes about porno for status

Sex sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best adult sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium sexual sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №161 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?.. They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №162 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №163 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №164 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
What you never want to hear while having good sex?.. 'Honey, I am home'!

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №165 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №166 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №167 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №168 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №169 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №170 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №171 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №172 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Wots da closest thing to a womans period? Ur salary! It cums once a month. Lasts about 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №173 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №174 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №175 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №176 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

Premium sex sms texts - Sms message text №177 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!

Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this best sms sentences about sexual for letters - Sex texts for facebook status read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some top sms words about sex for messages, because each person differently understand your sms.


‍РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 31 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 19 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 19 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 21 day 11 month 4412 year
More calendars


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• New Years Eve (International)
• Omisoka (Japan)
• Special Transportation of MIA Foundation Day (Russia)
• Last Day of the Year (Russia)
• Hogmanay - Old Years Night (Scotland)
• Customs Service Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Republic Day - Foundation of the Congolese Labor Party (Republic of the Congo)
• World Peace Meditation Day (Global)
• Restoration Republic Day (Geneva, Switzerland)
• Saint Sylvester Day (Austria)
More holidays
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you

Love texts for sms messages

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

Love texts for sms messages

Excuse me, can you let me come a little closer to your heart

Love texts for sms messages

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again

Kiss texts for sms messages

Without freedom, no one really has a name. One nation, one vision, one identity

Independence day greetings for sms messages

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Each morning we will watch the sunrise, while we are wrapped in each other's arms. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran

Funny jokes for sms messages

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodge

Funny jokes for sms messages

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily

Funny jokes for sms messages


‍
‍
‍
‍

‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍