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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Fiji)
• Tisha B'Av - National Commemoration Day (Israel)
• Day Before the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• Fire Service Day (Belarus)
• Road Transport Workers Day (Tajikistan)
• Commonwealth Constitution Day (Puerto Rico)
• Republic Day (Tunisia)
• Gospel Day (Rarotonga, Cook Islands)
• Saint James's Day (Sussex, England)
• Yaum-e-Gham - Day of Sorrow (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

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New year's eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive

New year greetings for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears

Miss you texts for sms messages

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

Marriage greetings for sms messages

When the world around me goes insane, you are here to remind me that a few good things remain

Love texts for sms messages

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind

Love texts for sms messages

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry 'Cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas

Love texts for sms messages

Don't search luv, let luv find U. It's called falling in luv, coz U don't force urself to fall, U just fall and there will be someone to catch U

Love texts for sms messages