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What is the smallest airplane in the world, a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off.

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?.. Ask your parents.

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

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When an apple is green it's ready to pluck when a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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When I was a girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now im a woman & full of grace &charm, ican get 4fingers in & half my fuckin arm!

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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?.. One is for fighting and one is to make up.

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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 January 2019
Jewish calendar: 1 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 30 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Flag Day (Quebec, Canada)
• Engineering Troops Day (Russia)
• Engineering Troops Day (Belarus)
• Mother's, midwives and gynecologists Day - Babinden (Bulgaria)
• Grandmother day (Poland)
• Engineering Troops Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Hug Day (USA)
• Postgraduate Student Day (Russia)
• Lady of Altagracia Day (Dominican Republic)
• Birth of Ignacio Allende (Mexico)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are

Sorry texts for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

If I were a tear in ur eye I would roll down to ur lips. But if U were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid 2 lose U

Romantic texts for sms messages

Other might have forgotten, but never can i, the flag of my country furls very high, happy independence day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls

Naughty texts for sms messages

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch, b'cse the bird trusts not the branch, but its wings

Motivational texts for sms messages

I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday

Miss you texts for sms messages

Your soul is like the vastest sea and mine a darting fish I lose myself within your love I live within your heart

Love texts for sms messages